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In Pastures New

Chapter 7 HOW AN AMERICAN ENJOYS LIFE FOR

Word Count: 1428    |    Released on: 01/12/2017

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es, but they are tramps-shabby genteel tramps, oiled and cheaply perfumed, full of shamefaced gayety, speaking wretched English. They come out of doorways at you, and in grovelling whispers beg of you to come with them and see all the wickedness of Paris. They attempt insulting familiarities

crisp evening in February, with snow lying in the neglected corners, we should have hunted for a grate fire; but no, we were in Paris and we wan

tain him except a few cigarettes, made of autumn leaves, and a large goblet filled with sweetened water. The newly arrived American wants to be truly Parisian, so he plants himself at a small table and settles back for an evening of calm enjoyment. In five minutes he has made a careful study of all the people at the neighbouring tables, he has watched t

to an entertainment in the church parlours at home unless assured by the pastor that the performance would be proper in all details. Here in Paris they sat in the front row of a music hall frequented by the gay characters of the bo

g to the musical singsong dialogue, of which I comprehended not one word. The pantomim

n to watch the outdoor shows. I remember a travelling amusement e

a hand-cart containing a roll of carpet, some coils of rope, two chairs, several dumbells, and those

tiness, suggested his connection with the profession, walked behind the car

rried a valise and one did not need to see it open to know that it contained the powder, grease-paint, comb and brush,

egation was seen again, a

oulevard "places" and was watching a performance. The big man wh

the cart, was now transformed into a cl

umb-bells into the air and held them there. His face was moist with pe

the stocky man, who was also in tights, and held him at arm's l

evoked some laughter by his comments on the various feats, and watched his opportunity to reach for the coppers. The big man worked incessantly, but the clown seemed to be the more popular with the loungin

ed up, taking deliberate aim with a rifle at a very small target twenty feet distant. The target was placed above a miniature prison ab

rget. First the bullet would strike just below and then just above or off at one side. He became discouraged once and started away, but

ell, which announced that he had hit the target. The prison doors flew open

pectacle dropped the gun and shoute

the bareheaded doll in the middle had its hands tied behind it and that the printed lines of the face expr

nt and lay with its head in the groove of the block. This was time to turn away, sick at hear

the handle of a pump. The tin blade fell, and the head, w

rnity! The reign of terror-

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In Pastures New
In Pastures New
“Dodo Collections brings you another classic from George Ade 'In Pastures New.''In Pastures New' is a humorous account of travels, chiefly in London and Egypt. Many of the letters appearing in this volume were printed in a syndicate of newspapers in the early months of 1906. With these letters have been incorporated extracts from letters written to the Chicago Record in 1895 and 1898.George Ade (February 9, 1866 – May 16, 1944) was an American writer, newspaper columnist, and playwright. Ade's literary reputation rests upon his achievements as a great humorist of American character during an important era in American history: the first large wave of migration from the countryside to burgeoning cities like Chicago, where, in fact, Ade produced his best fiction. He was a practicing realist during the Age of (William Dean) Howells and a local colorist of Chicago and the Midwest. His work constitutes a vast comedy of Midwestern manners and, indeed, a comedy of late 19th-century American manners. In 1915, Sir Walter Raleigh, Oxford professor and man of letters, while on a lecture tour in America, called George Ade "the greatest living American writer.Ade's fiction dealt consistently with the "little man," the common, undistinguished, average American, usually a farmer or lower middle class citizen. (He sometimes skewered women, too, especially women with laughable social pretensions.) Ade followed in the footsteps of his idol Mark Twain by making expert use of the American language. A striking and unique feature of Ade's essays was the creative and liberal use of capitalization. George Ade is one of the American writers whose publications made him rich.”
1 Chapter 1 GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE2 Chapter 2 A LIFE ON THE OCEAN WAVE, WITH MODERN VARIATIONS3 Chapter 3 WITH MR. PEASLEY IN DARKEST LONDON4 Chapter 4 HOW IT FEELS TO GET INTO LONDON5 Chapter 5 AS TO THE IMPORTANCE OF THE PASSPORT6 Chapter 6 WHAT ONE MAN PICKED UP IN LONDON7 Chapter 7 HOW AN AMERICAN ENJOYS LIFE FOR8 Chapter 8 A CHAPTER OF FRENCH JUSTICE AS DEALT9 Chapter 9 THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO AN AMERICAN CONSUL10 Chapter 10 MR. PEASLEY AND HIS VIVID IMPRESSIONS OF FOREIGN PARTS11 Chapter 11 CAIRO AS THE ANNUAL STAMPING GROUND FOR AMERICANS12 Chapter 12 ROUND ABOUT CAIRO, WITH AND WITHOUT13 Chapter 13 ALL ABOUT OUR VISIT TO THE PYRAMID OF CHEOPS14 Chapter 14 DASHING UP THE NILE IN COMPANY WITH MR. PEASLEY AND OTHERS15 Chapter 15 DAY BY DAY ON THE DROWSY NILE. WITH16 Chapter 16 THE MOHAMMEDAN FLY AND OTHER CREATURES LIVING ALONG THE NILE17 Chapter 17 IN AND AROUND LUXOR, WITH A SIDE18 Chapter 18 THE ORDINARY HUMAN FAILINGS OF THE ANCIENT MOGULS19 Chapter 19 ROYAL TOMBS AND OTHER PLACES OF AMUSEMENT20 Chapter 20 MR. PEASLEY AND HIS FINAL SIZE-UP OF EGYPT