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In Pastures New

Chapter 5 AS TO THE IMPORTANCE OF THE PASSPORT

Word Count: 1593    |    Released on: 01/12/2017

NDY LITTLE

hind. Stock up on heavy flannels a

t any American who appeared at a frontier without a passport would be h

experiences by reading a small handbook of advice. The topics were arranged alphabetically, and the specific information set out under each heading was more valuable

e country. A passport is always valuable as an identification when money is to be drawn on a letter of credit. Very often it will secure for the bearer admission to palaces, gallerie

nt for passports before we b

d seals and curly-cues. But for splendour of composition and majesty of design, the passport makes all other important documents seem pale and pointless. There is an American eagle at the top, with his trousers turned up, and beneath is a bold pronouncement to the world in general that the be

sult or an impertinent question he could flash it forth and say: "Stand back! I am an American citizen!" After a week in London w

ached out a little scoop shovel loaded with

much as a glance at them. I said to one banker: "We have our passports in case you require any ident

his was sheer courtesy on his p

that we could smile coolly and say: "Look at that," at the same time handing him the blue envelope. Then to

day or other one of us would approach the entrance to a palace and that a gendarme woul

visitors,

l, mon

, do you kno

monsi

closed until you find out. I am an American.

erican would pass in, while a large body of English, Fre

the gendarme who was to be humiliated, we discovered that we couldn't speak his language, and, besides,

, Italy, and France, crossing and recrossing frontiers, and we never enc

d get a few hearty laughs. Suppose he wishes to send a message to his brother in Toledo. The code permits him to concentrate his message into the tabl

are engaged and will be read

f lading have n

s, boy and gi

theatre, Illaqueo-Have a fly at the stati

out of order. Del

you obtain

ey wanted to cable Iowa to have his Masonic dues paid and let Bill Levison take the river farm for another ye

from Plymouth to London he was working on a cablegram to his wife. When he turned it over to

in buckwheat explosion man

AM

y and seemed to be

ave by having a co

am think when h

ress. 'Liz' for Lizzie and 'Cam' for Campb

bout a buckwheat hobgoblin h

the code. When my wife gets that cable she will look up those words one

us the f

ings considered. We had only two days of inclement weather and I was not seasick at any time. We saw a great many porpoises, b

as a letter," said

words," said Cupple. "I wou

er know how many knots we made each day?" ask

he said that the cablegram had g

ast word of the message as "auspicious" instead of "suspicious." A refer

e acquaintance of sev

lower the boats. The passengers were in a panic, but the captain coolly restrai

had enjoyed the voyage and escaped seasickness, but she did not like to leave him on the deck of the ship with a lot of women and children stepping

t she could not find in the code a

o London, and when Mr. Cupple coun

ht. Igno

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In Pastures New
In Pastures New
“Dodo Collections brings you another classic from George Ade 'In Pastures New.''In Pastures New' is a humorous account of travels, chiefly in London and Egypt. Many of the letters appearing in this volume were printed in a syndicate of newspapers in the early months of 1906. With these letters have been incorporated extracts from letters written to the Chicago Record in 1895 and 1898.George Ade (February 9, 1866 – May 16, 1944) was an American writer, newspaper columnist, and playwright. Ade's literary reputation rests upon his achievements as a great humorist of American character during an important era in American history: the first large wave of migration from the countryside to burgeoning cities like Chicago, where, in fact, Ade produced his best fiction. He was a practicing realist during the Age of (William Dean) Howells and a local colorist of Chicago and the Midwest. His work constitutes a vast comedy of Midwestern manners and, indeed, a comedy of late 19th-century American manners. In 1915, Sir Walter Raleigh, Oxford professor and man of letters, while on a lecture tour in America, called George Ade "the greatest living American writer.Ade's fiction dealt consistently with the "little man," the common, undistinguished, average American, usually a farmer or lower middle class citizen. (He sometimes skewered women, too, especially women with laughable social pretensions.) Ade followed in the footsteps of his idol Mark Twain by making expert use of the American language. A striking and unique feature of Ade's essays was the creative and liberal use of capitalization. George Ade is one of the American writers whose publications made him rich.”
1 Chapter 1 GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH THE2 Chapter 2 A LIFE ON THE OCEAN WAVE, WITH MODERN VARIATIONS3 Chapter 3 WITH MR. PEASLEY IN DARKEST LONDON4 Chapter 4 HOW IT FEELS TO GET INTO LONDON5 Chapter 5 AS TO THE IMPORTANCE OF THE PASSPORT6 Chapter 6 WHAT ONE MAN PICKED UP IN LONDON7 Chapter 7 HOW AN AMERICAN ENJOYS LIFE FOR8 Chapter 8 A CHAPTER OF FRENCH JUSTICE AS DEALT9 Chapter 9 THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO AN AMERICAN CONSUL10 Chapter 10 MR. PEASLEY AND HIS VIVID IMPRESSIONS OF FOREIGN PARTS11 Chapter 11 CAIRO AS THE ANNUAL STAMPING GROUND FOR AMERICANS12 Chapter 12 ROUND ABOUT CAIRO, WITH AND WITHOUT13 Chapter 13 ALL ABOUT OUR VISIT TO THE PYRAMID OF CHEOPS14 Chapter 14 DASHING UP THE NILE IN COMPANY WITH MR. PEASLEY AND OTHERS15 Chapter 15 DAY BY DAY ON THE DROWSY NILE. WITH16 Chapter 16 THE MOHAMMEDAN FLY AND OTHER CREATURES LIVING ALONG THE NILE17 Chapter 17 IN AND AROUND LUXOR, WITH A SIDE18 Chapter 18 THE ORDINARY HUMAN FAILINGS OF THE ANCIENT MOGULS19 Chapter 19 ROYAL TOMBS AND OTHER PLACES OF AMUSEMENT20 Chapter 20 MR. PEASLEY AND HIS FINAL SIZE-UP OF EGYPT