The Devil's Diary

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problem with everything. Of course, there were the usual petty things, but nothing to get worked up about. Well, not until the afternoon anyway. That is w

e, but was mostly incoherent, so I told him to see a medic, get his eyes checked and don't bug me as there was more s

wed them in. Man, did they look sad!! So what could I do. I asked them what their problem

Christian section. It took a while, with all their complaining and cur

really yielded the results they had aimed for. The idiots broke it even further. Well, that at le

ave done that themselves, but they waved their contract to me. There was some glitch in it, tha

ke is not something a person would opt for when they are in control of their full mental capabilities. But hey, it takes all kinds to make the world go round, as t

the day-shift operators neglected to inform me that the elevator had broken down as well, so I had to go down all these stairs! Do you know how deep down tha

ch off that thing completely until the air conditioning system is up and running again. Okay, that would

it to the exit, when Humphrey, one of the managers of the Christian section, came chasing af

d to him that the operators could not work the machine because of the ventilation and s

we don't want to cut back on services. Our local clients expect

about that. Hire a bunch of smokers a

e lit up and thanked me for the idea. Wow. I had not expec

vide a truckload of cigarettes, and would it be okay for the smokers to use the room where usually the smoke system operat

ng a bad health environment. But according to Maurice there was no clause in the contract about that, so I gave the manager the okay for the smokes. You

he repair crew. They were going to have a look at the thing, to see what needed fixing. I told them about the elevator and that th

ly considering to raise a new Hell and see how I can avoid all these

them what was wrong with them, they explained that there was nothing wrong. They were Pagan souls that had been

ryone talking at once makes for hard understanding. Finally they managed to inform me that they had popped over to a pub where

that, because then THEIR mead will give ME a headache! I told them that they were way off course also, since they usually have no business in or near the Christian section.

n section myself, guided them through a shortcut through the African section (which I hope they don't remember later) and then deliver

ete kindly requested that I take care of the smoke problem they had experienced for some hours in Heaven. Their clients shou

hings on my hands than that. But at least the repair crew was working on the ventilation system. Now I just hope that the smokers don't blow it (haha, t

s a genuine problem with the mindset of these guys, they don't seem able to place that order themselves. All has to be done in their bureaucratic ways, every level doing i

. They have a lot of their people out on trainings. There are some new automatic escalators, and some clever sausage managed to make them responsible f

lay low for a while. Must remember to send him a note th

pealing also, lots of gleaming chrome, interesting electrical appliances and stuff like that. I am sure that especially the Americans here will appreciate stuff like that. I must ask Maurice to give these g

me with Pete, Gabe and Baal this evening. Long time ago that we had such a relaxed night, we should do that more. Pete said he'd sup

arettes out, before Humphrey comes after me again