The Devil's Diary

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Some nice, some not nice, some boring. Good

p, he said, and he wants to see you. So I hurry up and get out to the office. W

haitan?" h

evil, " I joked,

arusuf Ben Ahmed. "And if you call yo

aitan. Same thing, different

d seat him. Maurice came in with tea and then the i

l is something we're working on. The biggest problem is that we can't find

s a tricky one, because a few weeks ago I checked that area and the signposts to Zamhareer were all there, clearly marked and freshly painted. Some joker probably took them away. I'l

ering folks here. Actually in the fire-part of Hell. Yeah, sure, look at me and c

nd see if we can make some modifications to the Quran in that respect. I am n

long it would take before I would

g he was here, as that is

ake a hike and show up at the next judgem

s not going anywhere soon. Also got in touch with one of the demons in the hot-spot, to

my supplier had mentioned. So far, so good. Ivan had not yet located the goods, but he knew that it had been delivered at supplier gate 5. He was going to retrieve the watchman that had b

he biggest of the day.

int Peter was waiting to see me.

rum) and then Pete told me what he had come for.

aking a joke. He told me then that there's a problem with the Pearly Gates. Okay, you can un

igging doors, not even an inch. It is not possible to squeeze a sou

oul devouring machine, turn left before the opening to the chute that makes you plummet to the shutter, take the escalator down to the golf course, cro

. He did not know. "They are trying all they can to open the Pearly

real problem. Don't damage the door. What kind of business attitude is that? It's all s

he same business, so I told him that it is okay to use the back do

kind of limited in that respect. All the groups here have their own area, they abide by that arrangement and that is how I keep things going here. I can't go around telling people to

t further, slide past the hole that goes down to the shutter (we could mount some handles there for them) and then we could have a set of stairs down to where the Buddhists are. From there they could mosey on down the roa

est if his people would transport the waiting souls in the dark. That way they have least chance to run into the ones that dwell in Hell. That could work. And at

re than decent to tell them. After all, I wouldn't be a happy devil if someone from Heaven decided it was a good thing to have so

me one. But with the last time he said that, I can un

he ninth. Well sure I can. It will be interesting, I am sure. I paged through their b

stion was a serial killer and instead of waiting in line for his turn in the bad place, he tried to off some of the folks running the place. Now the folks there,

l someone by accident, but the more than fifty people he blew away can't be seen as something like that. Even wi

isturb the usual flow of business there

easy-going devil. But when someone starts to abuse the personnel and create a disturbance in the scheme of things, I can get quite annoyed. And in this case, I got ver

ir, whoever invented these horns should be kicked in a soft spot), got the fire, tai

. Only when Gorgon had taken off one of Anatoly's arms and started ripping at a leg, the

entrance of the bad place. Sheesh, that smell of sulfur there

d more souls here doing something like that. Running, swimming.