The Devil's Diary

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sterday the ventilation guys went to the Christian section to repair the busted mac

over there and when he came back the ventilation system was up and running again. That man's a miracle. He said he just kicked it and it started working

, in the Christian section again. Why do they always want all these complicated things.

if the oil runs out, you must have backup plans), falls through a bout of thunder and lightning (yes, the special effects group did a really nice job there) and then the soul falls through the devouring machine. Shutter opens at the very last moment (for a

are only four people that know something about the thing, which is a bad thing already. Maurice has been doing all he can to round up someone who can

with it. Afterwards Maurice found out that all these people wanted to do was have a look at the construction, the blood

but then there was this guy Dudley. Is he lucky to be dead or what... if he wasn't yet, he would be now. Humphrey, be

laint about the lousy performance of the machinery that he had to manage. Maurice told him. An hour later I had four co

ent as he has to walk all the newly arriving souls down a ladder instead of having them enter the regular way, and finally one in which he claim

f that sent me some interesting things yesterday. He said that they will see if they can set up something nice for me to come and look at. I am curious. This could be something very innovati

g and try all these new things ou

than climbing your dead soul down a ladder while at the same time thunder and lightning happens, screams from the pit come up and then the broken shutter tries to open, making no more than dumb whimpering sounds. Also watching them trot along the conveyor belt is a bit shameful. But let's face it, better this way than no way in at all. And making them

l those things wear a person out, even

and the likes don't seem to trust me. They claim that the devil is merely something inside people that fights the good side of nature. At first this was a bit unnerving to me, since it struck me as a r

e there. Some of the African tribes had asked for a lake with fish. They always were f

not very original but a nice twist) and a small island with a fresh water tap. The dead fish for the dead fishermen is a nice idea too! I shoul

uite a while they were not allowed in Heaven. Pete had strict orders to stop them and you

ch a nice melting pot (haha, that's funny). You can run into every kind a

se when they were alive, they claim. Must say that the stuff has a certain appeal, although I would not s

that was some kind of fun, you should have been there, diary! Pete had promised to supply the drinks a

while he started winning every hand and that is strange. He usua

game. Good thing he didn't, he would have lost them. And they're not my size either. (Haha, now that's funn

rty at regular times. I had to accept that of course. A good party once in a while is what makes death to die for, that's what I say. I already got in touch with Tho

also agreed to come, but he had some reservations about Thor's hammer-act, but I managed to convince him that he shoul

oon. I'm sure the Asatru won't mind. They're cool people, although in the cool department nothing beats an Eskimo, as I always say. I hope they will dress up wi