The Devil's Diary

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one of the guys for the shutter and conveyor belt problem!!

om his funny accent. But his mates were from Ireland, so I should be careful calling his accent funny. As soon as Maurice told me that Marcus was on the job, I headed over there to supervise th

y. Humphrey (thankfully he was back) kept bringing drinks for them. These Irish... are amazing. Th

arts for the conveyor belt though. There was a... an... well, there was something

nk that supervising the repairs of the soul devouring machine is just standing there and look as if you know what the h

ss news and interesting facts that go on in his neck of the woods, and then

his business as well. I assured him that we're doing everything we can to get the thing back online again so the inflow of souls is not hindered anymore. To show him that I meant business I called Humphrey, the manager on duty there. Hum

Michael was relieved to hear that things wer

ard to get. Once you get into that kind of mess, you'd be out of business fo

mplemented on the Sky Lan network. Heavensoft 2007. Figures, as the

The crappy thing is that their network and ours are still linked, so everything they get is what we get also. Maurice then said he'd get in touch

ssed all kinds of neat things, but then he got a call

, I ordered their stuff two days ago, so why are they complaining? Usually these deliveries are near instantaneous. Maurice was not there, so I called the deliver

n could not read the signature. Too smudged, he sai

that. After all, it is the hell-section from his former empire. He hasn't gotten back to me about it

nley had gotten in some welding equipment and they were trying to fix the busted gear wheel.

not synchronised with the conveyor, but at least that bit of the soul devouring machinery is working again, so we fired up the special effects, took the ladders down and tossed

a few hours to replace it, but then things should be "on fire" again. But it is good to see the souls fall down again, engulfed

ce things ha

here is a contract to be drawn up between Hell and Heaven, I have the edge. I have so many lawyers to scrutinise the paperwork that the Heaven guys go nuts over all the amendments, clauses and

, when the bus driver had gone slightly off his rocker and taken the bus down a ravine. It struck me that we neve

I think. Yes. Birds are neat. I am glad not all of them go to the other place, they bri

them for the feathers and the meat. And then there are p

in time too, but Thor took his bloody time. We went up to the party-grounds ahead of him. Afterwards we found

t make your head spin like theirs does. The folks were delighted that they could welcome Odin and T

g and you have your drink all over you! But that too was good fun. It just mak

o set up a kind of literary and poetry circle. Thor cut him short on that,

for some private lessons. I hope he is not trying to steal Maurice away from me, he's a most valuable assistent. Wouldn't

m do a recital of all kinds of songs. I did not understand most of them, they sang many of them in a language that is eve

cing with an Egyptian princess, a real looker. A poison monger also, that's why she's here, but hey, as long as

Loki. He's a real party animal, s