My Long Distance Boyfriend

ther's having dinner with her parents to discuss business Yuri: nice to meet you Maddie: hello Daisy Lin: oh! Yuri: mom you know Dave , Daisy Lin: of course I know Dave , one o

arily . Just breathe Annie you can go home you don't have to die here from a broken heart . Your current wait time is 70 minutes, please continue to hold . [ incoming message from Dave] Hey? Can we please talk? Are you there? I know you probably hate me now but I swear I can explain . Brett: spill it, when did you get with Yuri? And when?and how far? And most importantly, why? Dave you little scammer Annie: Dave ? Brett: how did you convince Yuri to buy you that suit? Dave : how did you know I didn't buy it? Brett: because it cost 6k. Dave: seriously, Leon: I don't know. I feel bad feel bad for Annie Brett: I don't Leon: that cold Brett , breaking up with someone is brutal Brett: except it wasn't a breakup because it wasn't a relationship , no one's gonna blame you for upgrading a pen- pal to an actual girlfriend Annie: ahhh Chorus: Marius Annie: no no no Leon: I thought Marius went back to Greece . Dave: maybe he changed his mind Brett: hmm , oy Marius wake up!it time for class ! A little help [dragging the duvet] Annie: ahhhhh Chorus: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Annie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chorus ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Brett: Dave ex pen- pal broke into our room to murder us, Annie: this is my room, Leon: you're listed as cho Jason Annie: so ? Dave: cho can be a guy name . That why they assigned you to the guys dorms Annie: what? Brett: she did this on purpose, to be close to Dave and me Leon: okay Brett: I told you a lot , she was hitting on me on the plane ride over Annie: I was not hitting on you Dave: Annie can we talk ple