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Love Among the Chickens

Love Among the Chickens

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Chapter 1 A LETTER WITH A POSTSCRIPT

Word Count: 1044    |    Released on: 29/11/2017

ut last night, sir," said Mrs. Medley, my land

id, in my a

Medley meditatively, "wit

rus

ir

id he leav

r. Mr. U

sainte

ir

ng, no

Mrs. Medley, withdraw

man of my cloistered and intellectual life, especially as just now I was trying to plan out a new novel, a tricky job demanding complete quiet and seclusion. It had always been my experience that, when Ukridge was around, things began to happen swiftly and violently, rendering meditation impossible. Ukridge wa

that problem light was immediately cast by Mr

st, sir, but it was left a

thank

sir," said

was at present on a sketching tour in the west. I had seen him off at Waterloo a week before, and I remember that I had walked aw

but it was the postscript

he has been in England for some time. I met him in the refreshment-room at Yeovil Station. I was waiting for a down train; he had changed on his way to town. As I opened the door, I heard a huge voice entreating the lady behind the bar to 'put it in a pewter'; and there was S. F. U. in a villainous old suit of grey flannels (I'll sw

t Tuesday? I'll tell you what I'll do. (In a voice full of emotion). I'll let you have this (producing a beastly little threepenny bit with a hole in it which he had probably picked up in the street) until I can pay you back. This is of more value to me than I can well express, Licky, my boy. A very, very dear friend gave it to me when we parted, years ago... It's a wrench... Still,-no, no... You m

n the summer time it is not for the ordinary man. What I wanted, to enable me to give the public of my best (as the reviewer of a weekl

g the

aid Mrs.

away for a

s,

end you the address, so tha

s,

Ukridge cal

to tell me who was at the end of that knocker. I heard Mrs. Medley's footsteps pass a

me the old horse. Where is the man

nt crashing on the sta

e you, laddie? Ga

tonehaugh Ukridg

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“From the book:It sounds so weak-minded. But in the case of Love Among the Chickens it is unavoidable. It was not so much that you sympathised and encouraged - where you really came out strong was that you gave me the stuff. I like people who sympathise with me. I am grateful to those who encourage me. But the man to whom I raise the Wodehouse hat - owing to the increased cost of living, the same old brown one I had last year - it is being complained of on all sides, but the public must bear it like men till the straw hat season comes round - I say, the man to whom I raise this venerable relic is the man who gives me the material. Sixteen years ago, my William, when we were young and spritely lads; when you were a tricky centre-forward and I a fast bowler; when your head was covered with hair and my list of "Hobbies" in Who's Who included Boxing; I received from you one morning about thirty closely-written foolscap pages, giving me the details of your friend ---'s adventures on his Devonshire chicken farm. Round these I wove as funny a plot as I could, but the book stands or falls by the stuff you gave me about "Ukridge" - the things that actually happened.”
1 Chapter 1 A LETTER WITH A POSTSCRIPT2 Chapter 2 MR. AND MRS. S. F. UKRIDGE3 Chapter 3 WATERLOO STATION, SOME FELLOW-TRAVELLERS,4 Chapter 4 THE ARRIVAL5 Chapter 5 BUCKLING TO6 Chapter 6 MR. GARNET'S NARRATIVE-HAS TO DO WITH A REUNION7 Chapter 7 THE ENTENTE CORDIALE IS SEALED8 Chapter 8 A LITTLE DINNER AT UKRIDGE'S9 Chapter 9 DIES IRAE10 Chapter 10 I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION11 Chapter 11 THE BRAVE PRESERVER12 Chapter 12 SOME EMOTIONS AND YELLOW LUPIN13 Chapter 13 TEA AND TENNIS14 Chapter 14 A COUNCIL OF WAR15 Chapter 15 THE ARRIVAL OF NEMESIS16 Chapter 16 A CHANCE MEETING17 Chapter 17 OF A SENTIMENTAL NATURE18 Chapter 18 UKRIDGE GIVES ME ADVICE19 Chapter 19 ASKING PAPA20 Chapter 20 SCIENTIFIC GOLF21 Chapter 21 THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM22 Chapter 22 THE STORM BREAKS23 Chapter 23 AFTER THE STORM