A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
n my fears were not abl
shing dream I've had! I reckon I've waked only just in time to keep from being hanged or drowned or burned or somethin
light flashed in my eyes, and that butterfly, Clarence, stood bef
yet? Go along with the r
ight-hearted way, and fell to
ignedly, "let the dream
e what
rt-a person who never existed; and that I am talking
eam that you're to be burned to
dream; for I knew by past experience of the lifelike intensity of dreams, that to be burned to death, even in a dream, would be ve
you are my friend, aren't you?-don't fail me; help
? Why, man, the corridors are in
But how many, Clarenc
ape." After a pause-hesitatingly: "and
es? What
h, but I daren't,
e matter? Why do you blenc
e is need! I do wan
, be a man-speak out,
ally crept close to me and put his mouth to my ear and told me his fearful news in a whisper, and with all the cowering app
doms that would be desperate enough to essay to cross its lines with you! Now God pity me, I have told
refreshing laugh I had had
ass? Bosh, pure bosh, the silliest bosh in the world! Why, it does seem to me that of all t
before I had half finished, and he was
hese walls may crumble upon us if you say such t
cerely afraid of Merlin's pretended magic as Clarence was, certainly a superior man like me ought to be shrewd enough t
ether; look me in the eye.
lessed Lady's sak
hy I laughed. Because
which he took on was very, very respectful. I took quick note of that; it indicated that a humbug didn't n
in seven hundred
en h
, as a magician; knows some of the old common tricks, but has never got beyond the rudiments, and never will. He is well enough for the provinces-one-night stands and that sort of thing, you know-but dear me, he oughtn't to set up for an expert-anyway not where there's a real artist. Now look here, Clarence, I am going to stand your friend, right along, and in return you must be mine. I want y
zed. But he promised everything; and on my side he made me promise over and over again that I would remain his friend, and never turn ag
he will wonder why a great magician like me should have begged a boy like him to help me
nally it occurred to me all of a sudden that these animals didn't reason; that they never put this and that t
a calamity at my leisure; now the people who are the readiest and eagerest and willingest to swallow miracles are the very ones who are hungriest to see you perform them; suppose I should be called on for a sample? Suppose
If I had only just a moment to think.
ple, played an eclipse as a saving trump once, on some savages, and I saw my chance. I could play it myself, now, a
, subdued, distr
eof you speak; and said your threat is but foolishness and idle vaporing. They disputed long, but in the end, Merlin, scoffing, said, 'Wherefore hath he not named his brave calamity? Verily it is because he cannot.' This thrust did in a most sudden sort close the king's mouth, and he could offer naught to turn the argument; and so, reluctant, and full loth
ate while I got my impressiv
I been shut u
terday was well spent. It
the morning now! And yet it is the very complexion
20th-
ned alive to-morrow
hat h
igh n
stages to my colossal climax, which I delivered in as sublime and noble a way as ever I did such a thing in my life: "Go back and tell the king that at that hour I will smother the whole world in the dead bla
sunk into such a collapse. I handed hi