The madness of life

Dear Diary 

The funniest thing happened today. Not funny haha but funny because everyone freaked the fuck out. Nanna the most of all.

It's like she thinks I don't have eyes in my head and hadn't noticed the people who had moved in up the road. Nice people , the mum smiled at me when I was coming back from town on my bike. 

Nanna is so lame sometimes. I think because she  grew up in the dark ages and didn't notice boys until she met grandpa that I have to be the same.

I'm almost fifteen! I'm not a child. 

So they are off bowling or what ever it is old people do on dates and I was here in my room when I saw him under the apple tree in the back garden. The one she's always told me to stay away from because it's not safe. 

Blugh , like I'm going to get bonked on the head by an apple and die. Nanna is so annoying sometimes. Fruit is healthy and doesn't kill you. Everyone knows that.  

Anyway I looked out and there were people there. Two or three of them. All dressed in black and looking shifty. Like they were stealing nannas apples or something.