King of Madness

Dear Diary 

The funniest thing happened today. Not funny haha but funny because everyone freaked the fuck out. Nanna the most of all.

It's like she thinks I don't have eyes in my head and hadn't noticed the people who had moved in up the road. Nice people , the mum smiled at me when I was coming back from town on my bike. 

Nanna is so lame sometimes. I think because she  grew up in the dark ages and didn't notice boys until she met grandpa that I have to be the same.

I'm almost fifteen! I'm not a child. 

So they are off bowling or what ever it is old people do on dates and I was here in my room when I saw him under the apple tree in the back garden. The one she's always told me to stay away from because it's not safe. 

Blugh , like I'm going to get bonked on the head by an apple and die. Nanna is so annoying sometimes. Fruit is healthy and doesn't kill you. Everyone knows that.  

Anyway I looked out and there were people there. Two or three of them. All dressed in black and looking shifty. Like they were stealing nannas apples or something.