My Neighbor Calls Me Daddy

"F**k me daddy!"

That was the first thing I heard from another person this morning. It was the first day of school, I woke up early and brushed my teeth, ate my breakfast and changed to my school uniform. When I opened the front door, a coquettish boy with a handsome face screamed at me sensually.

I immediately closed the door.

"Wait! Open the door, Hunter! We're going to be late for school!" The boy yelled, banging on the front door. I started brooding over whether or not I should open the door and decided to head to the back door instead. As I opened the back door, I saw the boy again.

"What do you want, Leo." I spat.

"My...my hole feels itchy, can you please help?" He whimpered, trying to make himself look as pitiful as possible. As I stared as his face, which had turned crimson, with tears wanting to come out of his eyes, I had the urge to punch him right in the face.

I went to the kitchen and came out with an eggplant.

"Here, shove it up your a**, that will solve your problem." I said.

He grabbed the eggplant, smirked, and started licking at the base of the eggplant. His tongue swired around the tip, moaning as he started to stuff the whole eggplant into his mouth.

I immediately took the eggplant away from him and said in a disdainful voice, "Stop it, or it's gonna sue you for sexual assault."

I went back to the kitchen and washed the eggplant at the sink, before leaving it on the table to let it dry.

As I turned around, I discovered that Leo have already entered the kitchen and is staring at the eggplant, which now looked shrivelled up.

"Is it considered self-defense if I stab him with a knife now?" I thought to myself. I furrowed my brows and ordered, "Let's go, or we're gonna be late for the school ceremony."

Leo nodded, "Yes daddy dearest."

"And stop that or I will pretend that I never know you."

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As I walked towards to school with Leo, I found that he had taken out his phone and is playing with it.

"Hey, eyes on the road." I warned.

Leo stared at my face for a while, then said, "Hey let's take a selfie."

"Wha-"

Before I could say anything, he immediately held the phone upwards and took a photo of us.

"I'm posting this on Ins*agram"

"No." I tried to grab his phone, using my arms to reach for it, but he blocked my arms with one arm and started typing on the other arm. By the time I reached the phone he had already posted the image.

I looked at the photo and saw my own surprised face and Leo's face making an annoying smirk. The caption wrote, "Walking to school with my handsome big d*ck boyfriend #blessed #sexy #imsohornyritenow"

"DELETE THE POST!" I yelled angrily at Leo.

"No." He straight up refused.

"Do it or else."

"Or else what?" He leaned closer to me, making an innocent face and pinching my triceps.

I immediately got his fingers off my arm. "Or else I will kill you." I replied with the utmost seriousness.

"Tch! You are no fun at all." Leo deleted the post, but it was already liked by thousands.

I felt like hitting him but I didn't want to get arrested.

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As we arrived at school, there were already a lot of people. I walked towards the entrance, with Leo holding my arm. "Would you get off me." I said in a more than negative tone.

"No."

I tore his arm out of mine before he had a chance to react. He tried to grab me again but I dodged. When he saw that he could not get ahold of me, he finally stopped.

"Why can't I hold your arm?" He sulked.

I completely ignored him and continued walking forwards.

Just then, a young lady who was walking tripped and fell. I immediately ran over and cushioned her fall using my body. I lightly grabbed her shoulders and pulled her up.

"Are you okay, miss?" I asked gently.