My Neighbor Calls Me Daddy

"F**k me daddy!"

That was the first thing I heard from another person this morning. It was the first day of school, I woke up early and brushed my teeth, ate my breakfast and changed to my school uniform. When I opened the front door, a coquettish boy with a handsome face screamed at me sensually.

I immediately closed the door.

"Wait! Open the door, Hunter! We're going to be late for school!" The boy yelled, banging on the front door. I started brooding over whether or not I should open the door and decided to head to the back door instead. As I opened the back door, I saw the boy again.

"What do you want, Leo." I spat.

"My...my hole feels itchy, can you please help?" He whimpered, trying to make himself look as pitiful as possible. As I stared as his face, which had turned crimson, with tears wanting to come out of his eyes, I had the urge to punch him right in the face.

I went to the kitchen and came out with an eggplant.

"Here, shove it up your a**, that will solve your problem." I said.

He grabbed the eggplant, smirked, and started licking at the base of the eggplant. His tongue swired around the tip, moaning as he started to stuff the whole eggplant into his mouth.

I immediately took the eggplant away from him and said in a disdainful voice, "Stop it, or it's gonna sue you for sexual assault."

I went back to the kitchen and washed the eggplant at the sink, before leaving it on the table to let it dry.

As I turned around, I discovered that Leo have already entered the kitchen and is staring at the eggplant, which now looked shrivelled up.

"Is it considered self-defense if I stab him with a knife now?" I thought to myself. I furrowed my brows and ordered, "Let's go, or we're gonna be late for the school ceremony."

Leo nodded, "Yes daddy dearest."

"And stop that or I will pretend that I never know you."

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As I walked towards to school with Leo, I found that he had taken out his phone and is playing with it.

"Hey, eyes on the road." I warned.

Leo stared at my face for a while, then said, "Hey let's take a selfie."

"Wha-"

Before I could say anything, he immediately held the phone upwards and took a photo of us.

"I'm posting this on Ins*agram"

"No." I tried to grab his phone, using my arms to reach for it, but he blocked my arms with one arm and started typing on the other arm. By the time I reached the phone he had already posted the image.

I looked at the photo and saw my own surprised face and Leo's face making an annoying smirk. The caption wrote, "Walking to school with my handsome big d*ck boyfriend #blessed #sexy #imsohornyritenow"

"DELETE THE POST!" I yelled angrily at Leo.

"No." He straight up refused.

"Do it or else."

"Or else what?" He leaned closer to me, making an innocent face and pinching my triceps.

I immediately got his fingers off my arm. "Or else I will kill you." I replied with the utmost seriousness.

"Tch! You are no fun at all." Leo deleted the post, but it was already liked by thousands.

I felt like hitting him but I didn't want to get arrested.

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As we arrived at school, there were already a lot of people. I walked towards the entrance, with Leo holding my arm. "Would you get off me." I said in a more than negative tone.

"No."

I tore his arm out of mine before he had a chance to react. He tried to grab me again but I dodged. When he saw that he could not get ahold of me, he finally stopped.

"Why can't I hold your arm?" He sulked.

I completely ignored him and continued walking forwards.

Just then, a young lady who was walking tripped and fell. I immediately ran over and cushioned her fall using my body. I lightly grabbed her shoulders and pulled her up.

"Are you okay, miss?" I asked gently.

"Y-y-yes, I'm fine." The girl squeaked, her face looked like a fully riped tomato.

I made a gentle smile. "You be careful from now on, we wouldn't want to hurt your beautiful face."

I turned and started heading faster towards the gymnasium where the school ceremony is being held. Suddenly, I saw Leo running over in my direction. As i wondered what he was doing, he came near me and pretended to trip and fall.

I immediately stepped away, allowing Leo to fall face-first on the ground.

"Ow.... Why didn't you help me Hunter!" He shouted at me angrily.

"You deserved it." I replied in a sarcastic tone.

"Hunter no Ba-baka, I don't like you anymore! Hmph!" He made a girlish voice, acting all tsundere towards me.

"Good. I don't like you either." I walked away from him.

"Wait for me!" He yelled as he follows me.

I stared at him, seeing his beautiful face scratched and dirtied. I sighed and took out a napkin from my backpack.

"Here, wipe your face. It's dirty." I gestured for Leo to take the napkin.

Leo was pleasantly suprised. He did not expect that I would do something like this. He took the napkin and shyly (fake) wiped his face and sneaked several glances at me. I inwardly rolled my eyes.

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The gymnasium was filled with people from Grade 9-12. Starting from Grade 12 at the front, to Grade 9 at the back. As Grade 10 students, Leo and I sat at the back of the gymnasium, with me taking a seat in the middle row and Leo sitting on my right. The distance from our row to the front made it difficult for us to see the teachers on stage. Most students used this as a time to take a nap.

The ceremony was originally supposed to be uneventful, but with Leo clinging on to me, something was bound to go wrong. IAs the school principal started his speech, Leo started sliding his left hand on my right thigh. My whole body shivered.

"Stop." I whispered at Leo. But of course, Leo totally ignored me.

As he started reaching upwards from my thigh towards my crotch, I immediately used my right hand to stop him. Our strengths are somethat equal, so we struggled to move each other's arms, until I used my other hand to pull on his right index finger.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! You're going to break my finger!" Leo whispered tearfully as he stared begrudgingly at my face, withdrawing his right arm.

"You deserved it." I whispered back.

I spent the next hour making sure Leo would not touch me again.

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During the school ceremony, I was invited to go on stage to make a speech since I the student with the best grade performance last school year. The speech was straight and direct, ending after around 15 minutes. At that time, the teachers and students started clapping. I was about to walk off the stage when I heard someone yell, "Kyaah! I want his babies!"

My face instantly became gloomy. I acted like nothing happened and walked back to my own seat. When I sat down, I grabbed Leo's throat. "If you embarass me like that again, I will beat you." I stared intensely at him.

"Yes, daddy, please punish me!" Leo whispered ecstatically.

"You!" I was so angry that no other words can come out of my mouth.

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After another painstaking hour, the school ceremony finally ended. Everyone headed towards their class. I had English, while Leo had Math. When I sat down in my chair, I finally sighed. "Finally, some peace and quiet."

At the next moment, the person I dreaded the most came in. "Damn it, I shouldn't have raised a flag." I thought to myself.

"What are you doing here?" I asked in an unfriendly tone.

"Hubby, aren't you glad to see me?" Leo said in a very high tone.

"No." I bluntly replied.

Leo came and sat next to my chair. "I've changed my timetable, we now have every course together! Aren't you glad?" Leo made a sunny smile.

"I swear, I'm going to get violent tendencies if I continue to hang around this kid." I thought to myself.

I completely ignored Leo and started prepping for class.

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After a few minutes, the teacher arrived. He started to introduce himself.

"Good morning class. My name is Arthur Williams. I'm going to be your English teacher for the rest of this school year. To get each of you and myself to know each other more, let's have every student introduce themselves. State your name, your interests, and your hobbies."

Each student started introducing themselves. When it came to Leo's turn, he stood up and spoke loudly. "My name is Leo Wilson." He then took a peak at me.

"I have a bad feeling about this." I thought.

"My only interest is my dear boyfriend Hunter, and my favourite hobby is sucking his big fat c-"

I immediately stood up and covered his mouth.