Chapter 1
My name is Michelle, a small-time actress with a pretty face and a kind heart.
Originally, I could have had a sweet romance and shone brightly in the entertainment industry. But to my dismay, at the age of 18, I developed a bizarre condition that made me fart frequently. Whenever I had feelings for a guy, my body seemed to sense it and would start farting uncontrollably. The result was—
During a confession: "Michelle, did you eat something bad? Your farts stink!"
While dating: "Let's break up. I can't stand you farting every time we kiss!"
During a blind date: "Miss Simpson, you have the face of an angel, but I can't be with someone who farts like that."
...
At first, I thought I had some weird digestive issue and sought out famous doctors, but to no avail. Until one day, a voice sounded in my ear.
—Ding Dong
"Hello, host. My name is Alex. You have been bound to a system that makes you fart whenever you fall in love."
"As your relationship progresses, the system will increase the smell and frequency of your farts."
What?! This ridiculous and disgusting system was a first for me. Other people's systems rewarded them with money for completing tasks, and they couldn't be happier. My system, however, rewarded me with stinky farts whenever I fell in love!
The world had truly turned into something beyond my imagination...
"This is not a reward, host. This is your punishment."
Huh? What did I do to deserve such a catastrophic punishment??
The system searched and then played a video for me. In the video, I was bullying a little boy by secretly putting a cockroach in his backpack, scaring him so much that he fell and rolled on the ground.
"After Charlie gave you a resentful look, we bound this system to you, which activated when you turned eighteen."
"As long as he personally forgives you, the system will automatically lift the punishment."
"I just thought he was good-looking and wanted to bully him to get his attention."
"Yes, host, you did successfully get his attention. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here..."
Good grief, after a thorough search, I discovered that Charlie was now a movie star. No wonder I was still a little known artist...
So, I spent a lot of money posting a reward online for real-time updates on the movie star Charlie.