The Humourous Poetry of the English Language by James Parton
With twenty pounds but three weeks since
From Paris forth did Titmarsh wheel,
I thought myself as rich a prince
As beggar poor I'm now at Lille.
Confiding in my ample means-
In troth, I was a happy chiel!
I passed the gate of Valenciennes.
I never thought to come by Lille.
I never thought my twenty pounds
Some rascal knave would dare to steal;
I gayly passed the Belgic bounds
At Quievrain, twenty miles from Lille.
To Antwerp town I hastened post,
And as I took my evening meal
I felt my pouch,-my purse was lost,
O Heaven! Why came I not by Lille?
I straightway called for ink and pen,
To grandmamma I made appeal;
Meanwhile a load of guineas ten
I borrowed from a friend so leal.
I got the cash from grandmamma
(Her gentle heart my woes could feel),
But where I went, and what I saw,
What matters? Here I am at Lille.
My heart is weary, my peace is gone,
How shall I e'er my woes reveal?
I have no cash, I lie in pawn,
A stranger in the town of Lille.
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Chapter 13 No.13
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Chapter 14 No.14
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Chapter 19 No.19
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Chapter 20 No.20
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Chapter 21 No.21
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Chapter 22 No.22
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Chapter 23 DELIA AT PLAY.
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Chapter 24 THE POET PROVES THE EXISTENCE OF A SOUL FROM HIS LOVE FOR DELIA.
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Chapter 25 THE POET RELATES HOW HE OBTAINED DELIA'S POCKET-HANDKERCHIEF.
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Chapter 26 THE POET EXPATIATES ON THE BEAUTY OF DELIA'S HAIR
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Chapter 27 THE POET RELATES HOW HE STOLE A LOCK OF DELIA S HAIR, AND HER ANGER.
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Chapter 28 A PARENTAL ODE TO MY SON, AGED THREE YEARS AND FIVE MONTHS.
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Chapter 29 ON A TEAR WHICH ANGELINA OBSERVED TRICKLING DOWN MY NOSE AT DINNER TIME.
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Chapter 30 OM MY REFUSING ANGELINA A KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE
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Chapter 31 PARIS AND HELEN.
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Chapter 32 TARQUIN AND THE AUGUR.
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Chapter 33 No.33
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Chapter 34 No.34
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Chapter 35 No.35
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Chapter 36 No.36
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Chapter 37 No.37
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Chapter 38 No.38
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