Only Straight Among Homos

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thel. That day, he'd gotten a promotion. To celebrate, he took a high-dose pill and booked six girls for the ni

n this new life. But to his utter horror, the village-and even the nearby ones-didn't have

ce to stay. And now, here he was, sitt

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ohan tried to ask more about th

haven't seen a single on

. "They say that, long ago, men and women lived togethe

even born?" Johan as

y questions sometimes! Obviously

l took advantage of his dazed expression, k

shoved him away with all his

lage. He wouldn't survive in a world full of horny elves. He would find

ady died once. And i