It Pays to Smile
ind and upon the minds of juveniles in particular. He was convinced that if Euclid were read to a point of thorough familiarity at the age of twelve years by every male American the resul
ce of young people having access to books of the best quality without "let or hindrance," and devotes three chapters to the in
volume of which I obtained possession at the age of eleven, though I have greatly feared since-indeed I was, in point of fact, greatly in fear at the time when I perused its fascinating intricacies-that it was not a book which my paternal parent would have selected as suitable for the
forth-it is quite possible, I say, that without it I should never have had courage to take the initial step which pried me loose from the home of my ancestors and set me forth upon a career at a time of life when most females are drawing such careers as God has appointed for them to a close. Of course I had the incentive of keeping the ancestral ro
dy could suspect me of the desire for gossip. It was simply my plain duty to discover what I could about this handsome young duke before my charge became hopelessly involved in his toils-in other
th in company. Alicia was nowhere about when I left, but there was no doubt in my mind as to who was with her, wherever she was. Apparently there existed no doubt in the mind of Talbot, either. I was seated beside him so as to be nearer help in case of an accident, and as we bowled along over the perfect ro
d been quite unable to break him-"say, Cousin Mary, lookit here. What do you
young woman may think about a young man unti
her in silence and th
ing to the term. "A foreigner! I can't see how he came to be such a bucko! But he is, all r
aches to acquire a proper sense of her social superiority and to confirm it by marrying a title. Though in her case I believe we can feel sure
of his face and wish
ndle to her name. Judas Priest! What can I give her? I'm-I'm a servant, I a
o servants! I'm really sorry, dear boy, but remember we don't know anyt
er brother?" asked Richard
ut him?" I an
ys that was on the boat coming over from England was talking to me about it.
hard!" I commanded.
a hunting expedition with our duke. And then the both of them disappeared for a while. When the du
e not a servant than you begin to talk like one. My Cousin Abby receive
he car and settled back in it, presumably to dwell upon the unhappy course of his love while he waited for me; and
gligee; and though I could never endure to see a woman lounging round the house in a
p like-like Richard's! "Hello, old thing! Sit down. Smoke? Oh, of course not! I'
in those days, a sort of formula of greeting like "Good morning" or "How do you do" witho
. "I'm glad to see you, my dear. Did that
one was altogether too intimate. "So did I, and so did Al
Abby, with surprising astuteness.
d the young man unless you knew him
sted upon coming! I would never have dared to take the responsibility of inviting Sandro to m
ery chance acquaintance with us. You must know him wel
s Sandro. He plays about with the very best people. I've known him for ten years. But I know absolutely nothing about him. He
ted. "Who are his famil
a in a game accident-an older twin, I believe. Really, my dear, I don't think there is the faintest mystery about Sandy, as we call him. No money-land-poor with an old rat's nest of a castle back in the hills, and not fit, they say, fo
," I observed. "Though I think that if
he always seems to have enough to get by with. There's no talk
ard anything peculiar
ere staying at the same country house, the Welch-Finleys, and he left utterly without warning, and it gave rise to some talk. People remembered about his brother, and, of co
ret service to shadow people-the
e, everybody is in the secret service of at least one nation, or say they are, and to be overlooked by the police would be rather a slight. So don't worry about the smiling duke, because he is quite all right as
makes your stays, my dear!" I
uke. Upon the secondary subject she was most generously full
the proper stepmother for Peaches. Their tastes were too much alike. And though I had very little against Abby except her clothes, I was as yet unconvinced that clothes would make a man happy. And while I worked on t
er night outside, and her eyes were deep soft pools, her head like a golden star. It hardly seemed right that any woman should be so beautiful. She had taken some softening quality from the Italian skies as if this corner of the globe which was so like and yet so unlike her native heath had rubbed off the crudities left by the sh
town and the black, moon-cut shape of the sweeping coast line. "I am going to
said s
ly all the time, one could have cut the atmosphere with a piece of wedding silver it was so thick and soft. When their eyes met sudd
delighted her to confirm his superior height, and she did it at every conceivable opportunity. He reached the rose easily and she gave him her little gold penknife, wh
a jolly one!"
Sandy," sa
e fastened it to his watch chain b
't give a knife! I am not in the least addicted to sup
iss Talbot," said he. "That make
ugly red mark which must have been painful. But girls are such absurdly sentimental things that it is quite-quite,
beautiful romance between Alicia and the duke weaving in and out through all our adventures like a golden thr
e means, and they did make me look younger. Not that Mr. Pegg seemed to observe the circumstances. He was monopolized in the most outrageous way by that unscrupulous cousin of mine. Not that I cared in the least, but the way men can be taken in by a lot of falderals and clothes and artificial aids to beauty is
a fainting spell, when it was considered most beneficial in its medicinal effect. But outside of its uses as a restorative for the vapors, we never used it, and I may state in the interests of accuracy that though my father referred to the substance which he imbibed in the masculine seclusion of the dining room after the departure of the ladies as "wine," it was in truth rum, imported direct from Jamaica, in which h
h which to hitch himself to the gods; it is the weak man's courage, the poor man's wealth, the coward's glory and the failure's apology. Through wine man becomes the things he dreams of be
properly condemning any misuse on the part of our neighbors. Of course we knew how to use it, but so, too, di
how and why I came to be a participant in the festival
ke or ignited upon plum pudding, partially because I had not felt that my dear father's dissertations appli
heir drinking water in the superstition that it prevented fever or bowlegs, I forget which. At any rate the taboo was lifte
All the flowers in the world seemed to have gathered together in that little pleasance between the gleaming whitewashed, vine-burdened walls. Lant
olden Americans!" h
with the rhythm of its own music. There were uniforms and beautiful dresses everywhere, picked out and accentuated by the sombre formal clothes of the civilians. Indoors there was laughter and dancing. The ballroom was a pool of yellow light in wh
s clad in an amber satin gown of the exact hue of her marvelous hair, and her only ornament was a huge string of amber beads. She looked like the incarnation of all the gold and sunshine of her native State, and the duke was gazing upon her in
ough with a knife. But they were oblivious of it. Never have I hoped-I mean, expected-to witness anything like those two blind faces pressed together. They were mouth to mouth, immovable, like Rodin's statue. There is something very terrible in seeing
"You look quite upset! Allow
t oh, so happy
g any shock to the system such as I had anticipated, it seemed to have no effect whatsoever beyond creating a feeling o
ches and her Sandy were engaged. I even called him Sandy, I recall. Sir Anthony at once proposed that we drink their health-quite between ourselves, of course.
xcept that we seemed to be doing it alone. There was great applause, so it must have been successful, and I remember Cousin Abby ex
k-indeed to ride with him at ten precisely every morning for the remainder of our sojourn upon the Riviera. And this was the more remarkable inasmuch as
not in the least ready to go home. But once out in the open air I had a dim realization that all was not quite well with me. I became possessed of a sudden desire to be alone, and a distaste for allowing either Peaches or her father to see me until I was in some way
k to the hotel an' get my handkerfish. Y
yelids!" excl
reached the hotel. The wind in my face had revived me and I managed by the exercise of great dignity to give a sufficient appearance
annoyance that I had forgotten my key. I somehow disliked the idea of calling upon the office
ht to speak to the management about it in the morning. But after some hesitation I selected my own door, opened
doing in my ro
imly realized that though it was an hour when most persons are in bed, both were dr
door, which remained open. "It's my room, and I
, "you are mistaken. I assure you t
u," I replied with dignity,
g but it seemed like months. And then all
ere, Free Talbot?" she said, stridin
gands out of my room!" I sai
hes. "Oh, pa, come help me to get my ch
te right. I got up with dignity and left, accompanied by the Peggs, and the
been crying. I felt as though I-as though all of us-had been going through vast experiences of misery for
ugh I feel very ill this morning-I think I must have eaten something at Abby's las
a moment and then burst i
a fit woman to take up your foreign missions w
the bed and sobbing hysterically. Now thoroughly alarmed I f
s him? There is no real harm done! You love each other! You can be
her glorious height and dried her
ry each other, after his dating up Pa to talk it over this afternoon, after promising t
ten in a clear firm hand. I read it as
t. Unforeseen circumstances have arisen which make me realize I ha
di Mon
his hotel," she said bitte
No man could have got such a kiss and forgotten it. Once engaged
man at the depot-winged him as the train moved out. It was your f