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in the presence of their mother or father in law. Where I come from, in Mpororo Kingdom, farting in the presence of an elder is sacrilegious. On

fied or if it is not loud and/ malodorous or if one is unconscious–sleeping, meaning the abilit

rted a hoot that shook the house like a tornado, that was the ideal potential woman to marry and attracted hundreds of cows in dowry. This was b

ther at an indescribable interval. I was shocked, discombombulated and angry, so the exasperation was conspicuous on my contorted face. Then an elderly lady standing with us

r said 'I hope you are relieved. In my mind I was like, why can't this bloke respect his British Tailored suit? You know when you are seated on something spongy, you cannot fart unless you first tilt a bit and lean on one side of the buttock, espe

wards St. Pancras. An African man, Nigerian Oga, who thought that his thunderous fortissimo fart would attract sympathy, was insulted instead. 'You

ught that he had the same privilege of relieving himself of carbon dioxide anywhere like a whi

ed flatulist. What shocked me was the irrational prejudice again

to own it so that the elder does not get ashamed. If you fail to do that, you are upbraided and or beaten for indiscipline. When y