Love in the time of AI: When Robots catch feelings
with a man who actu
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aguely at her apartment. "It's not a high-te
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up, moving toward her kitchen with swift, precise movements.
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me wake up before you start profili
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. "Alright, let's talk logistics. What
mpanionship. Over the next seven days, I will observe and adapt to your ne
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eaningful conversation. Attentiveness. If desire
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ded. "If
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exactly where she left him. Maybe standing creepily still in th
ed the door and s
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face. "Oh my god. I hav
movements. "Would you like to dine
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eting him, Lana felt someth
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