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aturnalia of equal franchise, the unnamed lakes in that vast and little known region in Alaska bo

-set among the eternal peaks, mirrors for cloud and soaring eagle, a glass for t

e Sadie Dingleheimer, Lake Maggie McFadd

kes under the glamour of

the Smithsonian Institute, Washington, whither he had been summoned in haste to examine and pronounce upon the identity of a very small bird supposed to

tter in question

Curator, Department of Anthropology, A

r Mr.

a number of lakes in Alaska named after them, have decided to make a pilgrimage to that regi

rmation upon the

ently clear for a lady to do her hair by? In that event,

d to explain to them that it is, for the most part, an unexplore

unning water to be had? (You may tell the

g, boating, fishing, and an abundance of shade trees. Also, excellent mountain-climbing to be ha

hat howling and unexplored wilderness without being burdened or interfered with by any member of my sex, fo

pointed out to them the peril of their undertaking, the dangers of a

ly by a desire to utilize this expensively projected exped

f attaching two members of our Bronx Park scien

ladies hear of it than they repel

in the expedition; but they have at last realized that they've got

the region to be explored; that you, without actually perjuring yourselves too horribly, convey to them the misleading impression that you are the promised guides provided for them by a cowed and avuncular Government; and that you take these fearsome ladies

the guides. I know of no other way for you to explore this region, as all our available resources at Bronx Park have already been spent in painting appropriate scenery to line the ca

sincere wishes acco

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