Saintwood: College Chaos
it's
ly, someone else is doing the cleanup instead of us. I still never understood that. Why d
oo busy trying to get the odor of the mixture of garbag
n the ass were still up to my as
r night, I could eat this all day long. As I sat down to enjoy my bowl of crunchy goodness, someone rang the doorbe
my bowl and ate on my way to the door. I opened it and dropped my spoon in my bowl. "Oh, it's
y pounded on the door, yelling, "Liam,
l. You would think most girls would give
ere I live? Are you a stalker?" I asked her, n
nd it's easy to figure out where you live with your enormous ass
r. I leaned in towards Mel. "So you show up at some
ck, but considering the people I dealt with throughout my life,
ds the kitchen. What the fuck? Scarlett walked in with M
r. Mel said she was in the neighborhood a
asked, narrowin
efore our next class. I'll see you la
ft, I leaned forward. "Could you tell
"Well, you have your
unter until her face
I commented. Then I leane
lker," Mel refu
a gay guy and in an incestuous relationship with his cousin? Isn'
but can you blame me? Any time anyone saw you two, you were alw
r cross your pea size brain? We're not your typical family
e a mistake. Are you going to hold that over m
fridge and looked at us. "Are you two
the same time. I glare
my brother and cousin of being gay
no idea what yo
I said, "Yes, and she's
counter. "Oh, thi
! Are you never going to
rother well enough,
nto the kitchen. "Wh
ought Liam and RJ were ga
ce between the two of them?" Elijah
n't let bygones be bygones," Me
g about my kid brother, don't you? Liam doesn't forget. Trust me; I gre
omething else," she sa
girl?" Elij
off the stool and put my bowl in the
more to those two than either
't admit he likes
ikes her. It seems more disl
e can to deny his feelings. They smack him right in the
?" Elijah
e the one that plots, but he finally met his match. W
opened the curtains to see Mel waving and smiling. I closed the cur
the curtains, and th
Then she fell and hit the floor with a thud, which caused Nik a
g there. "Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, are
" Nik
g bats?" I asked, point
e was trying to br
at the living shit out of them and a dozen guards keeping w
ask why you felt the need to climb up two
uld surprise hi
or works too,"
more romantic. Like Romeo and Juliet,
g selves. How do you even find that
do you have to bust m
and then looked down, trying
eech, boys," Mel sai
say that. He likes to bust
om and down the stairs as people watched us as I opened the front door. I pushed her through
e was trying to sell me magazines. I s
my window. I swear this chick would get on
you. The next minute, they ignore you, then they stalk you, piss you off. Finally, th
ch sense she has. Then there's Davina, who is a mousy but likes my brother's corny jokes. At least she's willing to suffer from those. Then there is Scarlett, who is crazy. I mean, she set their hou
can be crazy like the rest of the family. I guess the question that comes to mind is, am I destined to meet an insane c