Lies Of A Thousand Lives
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Chapter 28 Death by laziness. Be careful. It's a thing now
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Released on: 04/11/2021
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ee year old kid not like the thousands years old Sphinx he is
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1 Chapter 1 : Apparently stealing from giants is a bad idea... duh2 Chapter 2 Plants saved my life... because apparently I keep trying to die3 Chapter 3 Lesson of the day... Never breath through your nose while being near a cyclops4 Chapter 4 Currently playing the damsel in distress5 Chapter 5 Knox Ugh, nevermind, keep sleeping6 Chapter 6 The wall is a pretty good company7 Chapter 7 I'm very sure that rabbit insulted me8 Chapter 8 Never trust a man with a lion butt9 Chapter 9 How can a corpse run faster than me 10 Chapter 10 I got a piggy back ride by a mercenary11 Chapter 11 What not to do in a court's room12 Chapter 12 Butter knives can be dangerous13 Chapter 13 I got peed on14 Chapter 14 I didn't sign up for a horror movie15 Chapter 15 Monsters dig me16 Chapter 16 Okay, maybe I'm a cannibal17 Chapter 17 Status: Currently dying of boredom18 Chapter 18 Les I'm Miserable19 Chapter 19 My Ancient wants to kill my friends. YAY!!! (at this rate I will drown myself in sarcasm)20 Chapter 20 One question: Why me 21 Chapter 21 I'm not even that precious for God's sake. Leave me alone22 Chapter 22 Lesson of the day: Don't listen to the voices23 Chapter 23 Medusa can blush. Huh... interesting24 Chapter 24 Sassed by the kitten... talk about being pathetic25 Chapter 25 Falling is my hobby26 Chapter 26 Drunk Sphinxes are the worst27 Chapter 27 Apparently Yule has a thing for birds that poop on my face28 Chapter 28 Death by laziness. Be careful. It's a thing now29 Chapter 29 Centaur corpses ... What else do I have to deal with 30 Chapter 30 I adopted a dragon31 Chapter 31 Oh crap!32 Chapter 32 I have turned into a real life Sleeping Beauty... Where's my Prince Charming 33 Chapter 33 And the Prophecy found the time to start working34 Chapter 34 Xaxa goes swimming... in blood35 Chapter 35 Nova goes all Jackie Chan on the devil36 Chapter 36 Don't judge people by their name37 Chapter 37 Reason to Slap Ophelia List38 Chapter 38 Heolstors need an Instagram account39 Chapter 39 For further information ask Horatia