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The Diary of a Nobody

Chapter 9 

Word Count: 1111    |    Released on: 18/11/2017

ng; but his friend, Mr. Stillbrook, turns out to be quiteamusing. Inopportune ar

necessary expense, but Lupin said he had had a piece of luck,having made three pounds out a private deal in the City. I hope he won'tgamble in his new situation. The supper-room looked so nice, and Carrietruly said: "We

osition, found fault with mywearing

it may NOT; but I was gratified to find he hadnot discovered the coral had come off one of my studs. Carrie looked apicture, wearing the dress she wore at the Mansion House. Thea

asempty. Carrie arranged for some sherry and port wine to be placed onthe drawing-room sideboard, with some glasses. By-the- by, our new enl

ted mewith: "Hulloh, Pooter, why your trousers are too short!"I

. Youshould get your missus to put a flounce on them."I wonder

ere Mr. and Mrs. Cumm

e come 'half dress.'" He hadon a black frock-coa

as restless and unbearable till h

tle lace. Mr. Nackles, Mr. Sprice-Hogg and hisfour daughters came; so did Franching, and one or two of Lupin's newfriends, members of the "Holloway Comedians." Some of these seemedrather theatrical in their manner, especially one, who

is is Gr

called "Some Day." It seemeda pretty song, but she made such grimaces, and sang, to my mind, so outof tune,

h. I told Carrie to keep something back in case Mr. Perkupp should come by mere chance. Gowing annoyed me very much by filling a largetum

g. Carrie put a stop to that at once. Stillbrookamused us with a song, "What have you done with your Cousin John?"did not notice that Lupin and Frank had disappeared. I as

"Frank and Lupin then bounded into the room. Lupin had whitened hisfa

ooked it. They indulged in avery noisy panto

our knowing it. I beckoned toCarrie, and we went up to him at once. He would not come right into theroom. I

s not a glass of champagne left - not even a sandwich. Mr. Perkuppsaid

ort stay, Iknow." I went with him to his carriage, and he said: "Don't trouble tocome to the office till twelve to-morrow."I felt despondent as I went back to the house, and I told Carrie Ithought the party was a failure. Carrie said it was a great success, and Iwas on

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“The Diary of a Nobody, an English comic novel written by George Grossmith and his brother Weedon Grossmith with illustrations by Weedon, first appeared in the magazine Punch in 1888 – 89, and was first printed in book form in 1892. It is considered a classic work of humour and has never been out of print. The diary is the fictitious record of fifteen months in the life of Mr. Charles Pooter, a middle aged city clerk of lower middle-class status but significant social aspirations, living in the fictional 'Brickfield Terrace' in Upper Holloway which was then a typical suburb of the impecuniously respectable kind. Other characters include his wife Carrie (Caroline), his son Lupin, his friends Mr Cummings and Mr Gowing, and Lupin's unsuitable fiancée, Daisy Mutlar. The humour derives from Pooter's unconscious gaffes and self-importance, as well as the snubs he receives from those he considers socially inferior, such as tradesmen. In The Diary of a Nobody the Grossmiths create an accurate if amusing record of the manners, customs and experiences of the Londoners of the late Victorian era. The book has spawned the word "Pooterish" to describe a tendency to take oneself excessively seriously. Pooter is mentioned in John Betjeman's poem about Wembley.”
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