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Peregrine's Progress

Chapter 4 IN WHICH I MEET A DOWN-AT-HEELS GENTLEMAN

Word Count: 2204    |    Released on: 06/12/2017

mouldered; up I started to rub my eyes and stare about me upon the unfamiliar scene. Birds piped and chirped merrily amid the leaves a

nd, opening this, found it to contain a small loaf, three slices of bacon and a piece of cheese, to

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the Chequers at Tonbridge or from mostly any of the padding kind, since the high road is my home and has been long. I am glad you liked my verses, I have more I could have read you and I think better of yours than you think I thought, tho

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ccasionally

cook same, eat hearty. You will find a fryin

my breakfast for the first time in my life and found it no great business, turning the rashers this way and that in the pan until what with their delectable sight and smell, my hunger grew to a voracious desire

ing thirst, I arose, minded to seek some means of assuaging this appetite. Thus, having scrubbed out the frying-pan with a handful of bracken, I restored it to the tree and set out. After some little while I came on a brook bubbling pleasantly amid mossy stones and yet, though it looked sweet and clean enough, I could not br

en I espied a small tavern bowered in trees some little distance along the road, very pleasant to see, and hasted thitherward accordingly. I was yet some distance away when I bec

p! Drunk me beer at one gullup so qu

se an answe

uck 'im! Gi'e 'un

re I beheld some half-dozen angry country-fellows grouped about a solitary individual who fronted them in very desperate and determined manner

the doorway, he flourished off his hat, a miserably sorry-looking object, and bowed profoundly. "Aha, Sir Oswald," quoth he, "you arrive most aptly-in the very nick, the moment, the absolu

ed man in gaiters and smock-frock, "in one gullup-so quick n

y drop-could have drunk more. Our fat and furious friend labours under a delusion, for t

is a chap as can't be no chap's friend! 'Ow about it, you chaps?" quoth he, appealing to his fellows. "Shall us let a chap

we'm wi' 'ee! Pitch 'im out

be the landlord, a gloomy being who d

do as ye will-only don't break

tleman committed the solecism complained of, it was, I am s

entleman in question. "And suffer me to add

tleman's polite bow, "I shall be happy to m

every eye was fixed on me in somewhat disconcert

sping shaven chin with tankard rim, "but if you could man

more beer for you-a

cried a voice. "The genelm

ir?" enquired the landlo

y can drink, for good-fellowship's

rd had just set before him and bow to me across the creamy foam. "Sir Oswald, your health!" said he. "And may heaven preserve you from these three fatal F's-fathers, friends and females!" Having said which, he drank thirstily and thereafter sat frowning down at his broken boots beneath the brim of his woebegone hat, apparently lost in bitter thought. And beholding him thus, h

g, "they brew uncommonly stron

sed his hands to quiver as he leaned. "I was thinking," I continued,

t cheese!" But as he spoke I noticed his neares

that telltale hand, "I myself should prefe

ly as if to himself-and

r eat ham, i

of 'am, I've as fine a gammon as was ever smoked, leastways so my missus do say, so if y

said I. Hereupon the down-at-heels gentleman shook his head, scowled

leasure in life

lean room with the ham and eggs smoking on a dish b

tising!" said I, tak

am a thief!" Here I let fall the knife. "Three nights since, sir," he continued in the same passionless voice, "I broke into a farmhouse and stole a loaf and a piece of cheese. I should have stolen mor

te something more substantial

p!" he exclaimed and sitting down, fell

ood ham!

o the viands, I troubled him with no further speech until, his plate empty,

e a little hoarse, "for-your hospitality

is not Oswa

your British rustic. And now," said he, with an expression half-whimsical, half-rueful, as he picked up his woebegone

s he stood mute a space, and very still, only he fumbled nervously with his hat and I

t had chanced in my reach-money-jewels-anything. I was mad and desperate with hunger. And yet many a poor rogue in the s

name was Anthony-well, if you are goi

rself-with me-in th

"because, in spite of every

ement, while I, having summoned the landlord, paid the reckoni

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1 Chapter 1 INTRODUCING MYSELF2 Chapter 2 TELLS HOW AND WHY I SET FORTH UPON THE QUEST IN QUESTION3 Chapter 3 WHEREIN THE READER SHALL FIND SOME DESCRIPTION OF AN EXTRAORDINARY TINKER4 Chapter 4 IN WHICH I MEET A DOWN-AT-HEELS GENTLEMAN5 Chapter 5 FURTHER CONCERNING THE AFORESAID GENTLEMAN, ONE ANTHONY6 Chapter 6 DESCRIBES CERTAIN LIVELY HAPPENINGS AT THE JOLLY WAGGONER INN7 Chapter 7 WHITE MAGIC8 Chapter 8 I AM LEFT FORLORN9 Chapter 9 DESCRIBES THE WOES OF GALLOPING JERRY, A NOTORIOUS HIGHWAYMAN10 Chapter 10 THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE SAME11 Chapter 11 WHICH PROVES BEYOND ALL ARGUMENT THAT CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN12 Chapter 12 THE PRICE OF A GODDESS13 Chapter 13 WHICH TELLS SOMEWHAT OF MY DEPLORABLE SITUATION14 Chapter 14 IN WHICH I SATISFY MYSELF OF MY COWARDICE15 Chapter 15 PROVING THAT A GODDESS IS WHOLLY FEMININE16 Chapter 16 IN WHICH I BEGIN TO APPRECIATE THE VIRTUES OF THE CHASTE GODDESS17 Chapter 17 HOW WE SET OUT FOR TONBRIDGE18 Chapter 18 CONCERNING THE GRAMMAR OF A GODDESS19 Chapter 19 HOW AND WHY I FOUGHT WITH ONE GABBING DICK, A PEDDLER20 Chapter 20 OF THE TONGUE OF A WOMAN AND THE FEET OF A GODDESS21 Chapter 21 IN WHICH I LEARNED THAT I AM LESS OF A COWARD THAN I HAD SUPPOSED22 Chapter 22 DESCRIBING THE HOSPITALITY OF ONE JERRY JARVIS A TINKER23 Chapter 23 DISCUSSES THE VIRTUES OP THE ONION24 Chapter 24 HOW I MET ONE JESSAMY TODD, A SNATCHER OF SOULS25 Chapter 25 TELLS OF MY ADVENTURES AT THE FAIR26 Chapter 26 THE ETHICS OF PRIGGING27 Chapter 27 JUNO VERSUS DIANA28 Chapter 28 EXEMPLIFYING THAT CLOTHES DO MAKE THE MAN29 Chapter 29 TELLS OF AN OMINOUS MEETING30 Chapter 30 OF A TRULY MEMORABLE OCCASION31 Chapter 31 A VEREKER'S ADVICE TO A VEREKER32 Chapter 32 HOW I MADE A SURPRISING DISCOVERY, WHICH, HOWEVER, MAY NOT SURPRISE THE READER IN THE LEAST33 Chapter 33 OF TWO INCOMPARABLE THINGS. THE VOICE OF DIANA AND JESSAMY'S RIGHT 34 Chapter 34 THE NOBLE ART OF ORGAN-PLAYING35 Chapter 35 OF A SHADOW IN THE SUN36 Chapter 36 TELLS HOW I MET ANTHONY AGAIN37 Chapter 37 A DISQUISITION ON TRUE LOVE38 Chapter 38 A CRUCIFIXION39 Chapter 39 THE INCIDENTS OF AN EARLY MORNING WALK40 Chapter 40 INTRODUCING JASPER SHRIG, A BOW STREET RUNNER41 Chapter 41 CONCERNING A BLACK POSTCHAISE42 Chapter 42 OF A SCARABAEUS RING AND A GOSSAMER VEIL43 Chapter 43 STORM AND TEMPEST44 Chapter 44 I AM HAUNTED OF EVIL DREAMS45 Chapter 45 CONCERNING THE SONG OF A BLACKBIRD AT EVENING46 Chapter 46 THE DEEPS OF HELL47 Chapter 47 CONCERNING THE OPENING OF A DOOR48 Chapter 48 TELLS HOW A MYSTERY WAS RESOLVED49 Chapter 49 WHICH SHOWS THAT MY UNCLE JERVAS WAS RIGHT, AFTER ALL50 Chapter 50 CONCERNING ONE TOM MARTIN, AN OSTLER51 Chapter 51 I GO TO FIND DIANA52 Chapter 52 TELLS HOW I FOUND DIANA AND SOONER THAN I DESERVED53 Chapter 53 I WAIT FOR A CONFESSION54 Chapter 54 IN WHICH WE MEET OLD FRIENDS55 Chapter 55 WHICH, AS THE PATIENT READER SEES, IS THE LAST