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Chapter 9 9.Chapter 9: You Can Quit the Cult, But the Cult Might Not Quit You
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1 Chapter 1 1.Chapter 1: The Rant That Started It All2 Chapter 2 2.Chapter 2: Please Stop Following Me3 Chapter 3 3.Chapter 3: Enlightenment Now Comes in a Reusable Tote Bag4 Chapter 4 4.Chapter 4: The Gospel According to Snacks5 Chapter 5 5.Chapter 5: Enlightenment Has a VIP Section Now6 Chapter 6 6.Chapter 6: No One Asked For A Strategic Enlightenment Plan7 Chapter 7 7.Chapter 7: We're Just Joking, Unless We're Not8 Chapter 8 8.Chapter 8: How to Dismantle a Cult in Ten Easy Lies9 Chapter 9 9.Chapter 9: You Can Quit the Cult, But the Cult Might Not Quit You10 Chapter 10 10.Chapter 10: The Memoir Manifestation11 Chapter 11 11.Chapter 11:The Sacred Sandwich of Spirituality12 Chapter 12 12.Chapter 12: Federal Agents and Flaxseed Nightmares13 Chapter 13 13.Chapter 13: The Sermon on the Mount... ing Pressure14 Chapter 14 14.Chapter 14: The Flanderian Games15 Chapter 15 15.Chapter 15: You're Gonna Want to Sit Down For This16 Chapter 16 16.Chapter 16: The Branding Meeting17 Chapter 17 17.Chapter 17: Government Agents, Goats Permits, and Flanderian Fashion Week18 Chapter 18 18.Chapter18: Nate-Day, Prophecies, and a Surprise fron the A-List19 Chapter 19 19.Chapter 19: Rival Cults, Hammock Trials, and Uncle Doug20 Chapter 20 20.Chapter 20: Of Paperwork, Doppelgängers21 Chapter 21 21.Chapter 21: The Holy Hangover22 Chapter 22 22.Chapter 22: How To Fake a Mi23 Chapter 23 23.Chapter 23: The Celebrity Conversion Crises24 Chapter 24 24.Chapter 24: The United Nations of Glo25 Chapter 25 25.Chapter 25: We Regret to Inform You, the Moon is Booked