The Roommate From Hell

rom my roommate, Mark: "We split everything

street designed for his benefit, starting with my Dr. Pepper an

r the privilege, always with the same infuria

om "sleep taxes" to "sunlight fees," all while the university' s housing office dis

turning his petty schemes into a public

slumped in a chair, crying theatrical tears, whil

g, "He made me buy all this food and then r

stened, his face etched with concern,

d exploited his poor roommate, all based o

red rebuttals caught in my throat;

t: "I' m not paying one cent, Mr. Harrison, b