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ng on the festal board. When the ladies had retired, and the Burgundy had ta
e: Mr Escot, it stands with you. No h
ctar itsel. Ye hae saretainly discovered the tarrestrial pa
ould not have looked for in so staunch a supporter of church and state. Milk and honey was the pure food of the
. But man was then a very different animal to what he now is: he had not the faculty of speech; he was not encumbered with clothes; he lived in the open air; his first step out of which, as Hamlet truly observes, is into his grave1. His first dwellings, of course, were the hollows of trees and rocks.
original man was not encumbered with clothes, and that he lived in the open air; but,
he advantage of being inspired; but when I indulge myself with a ramble in the fields of speculation, and attempt to deduce what is probable and rational from the sourc
ng. Push abou
enetrating into the arcana of universal motion - to that of a Locke, unravelling the labyrinth of mind - to that of a Lavoisier, detecting the minutest combinations of matter, and reducing a
xistence of Milton, the victim of persecution, poverty, blindness, and neglect? The records of literature demonstrate that Happiness and Intelligence are seldom sisters. Even if it were
nto the truth of things, and, in its own peaceful contemplations, rises superior to the world
material change in his relative situation to other individuals. Unluckily for the rest of your argument, the understanding of literary people is for the most part exalted, as you express it, not so much by the love of truth and v
ced these words, rested very innoce
ude, sir, I pres
is impossible I can allude to your review, when I a
ghtshade, and Mr Mac Laure
yric and defamation are sold, wholesale, retail, and for exportation. I am not inclined to be a
in panegeeric: but, frae the manner in which ye speak o' the first creetics an' schol
of speaking the truth on all occasions; and it seldom happens that the
perhaps, sir, an enemy
I should be a better fri
Headlon
e the liberty to inquire int
youthful mind the habit of thinking for itself; that it delivers partial opinions, and thereby misleads the judgment; that it is never condu
Ye ken, sir,
e honourably, naturally, j
notions of honour an' justice: there is a wee defference am
admitted that one of the ingredien
ye mun observe, sir, every mon has his ain parteecular feelings of what is gude, an' beautifu', an' consentaneous to his ain indiveedual nature, an' desires to see every thing aboot him in that parteecul
nd clumps, with a belt of trees at the circum
for his ain sel: an' the other mon shall divide
hem, and cover his land with a simple, innocent, and smiling population, who
wi' seeing people happy an' comfortable. It is aunly a matter of indiveedual feeling. A paisant saves a mon's life for the same reason that a hero or a footpad cuts his thrapple: an' a pheelosopher del
Reverend Doctor. Doctor, t
ter. It is an error of
of his ain system, an' endaivours as much as possible to
, at one time to take the part of the people against their oppressors,
your ain parteecular feelings o' the moral an' poleetical fetness o' things: the second is, when they happen to be, as it were, in a state of exceetabeelity, an' ye think ye can get a gude price for your commodity, by flingin' in a leetle seasoning o' pheelanthropy an' republican speerit; the third is, when ye think ye can bully the menestry into gieing ye a place or a pansion to hau'd
ng. Off with
ews, and those views are determined by the organisation of his skull. A man in whom the organ of benevolence is not developed, cannot be benevolent: he in w
y to the love of self, and consistent only in their aim to deceive, are always ac
um. Very
very copious specimens of the organs
ness, and covetiveness. You may add, i
of building; which I contend to be not a
ket, and placed it on the table to the great surprise of the company.)- This was the skull o
phisticated man was by no means constructi
ree of life. Unquestionably. Till
organ of constructiveness was added to his a
, since the propensity which has led him to building
he skull.) Memento mori. C
the practice of adhibiting skulls at their banquets, and sometimes little skeleto
Gaster. Sound doct
e of vinous spirit has a tremendous influe
ction. Yet many great men have been of opinion that it exalts the imagination, fires the genius, accelerates the flow of ideas, an
dibus arguitur vin
s: I find that an occasional glass, taken with judgment and caution, has a very salutary effect in maintaining that equilibrium of the system, which it is always m
hristopher does not seem to have raised our spirits. Chromatic, f
rther preface, immediate
O
t binn Sir
not what it
him mellow,
s cellar sto
ur land we co
re gay, more p
d fill a b
round with TH
knew the f
rth's boat in
had but l
of which sh
uest that gra
the freest
toast when
t round with TH
true good h
l flow of pl
ade a brow
a tear, but
und his tomb
d his gay old
song, and
sound but THRE
kles and glasses a
in any individual, to set himself up against the authority of so many great men, as may be marshalled in metaphysical phalanx under the opposite banners of the controversy; such as Aristotle, Plato, the scholiast on Aristophanes, St Chrysostom, St Jerome, St Athanasius, Orpheus, Pindar, Simonides, Gronovius, Hemsterhusius, Longi
are one of those who value a
of Inscriptions, I have read through from beginning to end, deposes, with irrefragable refutation, against your ratiocinative speculations, wherein you seem desirous, by the futile process of analytical dialectics, to subvert the pyrami
s the bottle. The very best
he slight disadvantage
Dr Johnson observed on a similar occasi
some difficulty in furnishing me wit
, sir, do you questi
a reply; which, from things that have no exis
, and etymologically correct; and, I conceive, I have demonstrated what I shall now
sir, to advance any opinion t
. Death and
e, sir. That apology
ope. Apo
mper, which I consider equivalent to a confes
Lightning and
name of Bacchus!- A glee! a glee! Music has charm
ith all my heart; for, by my
en; you, and I, and Chromat
Patrick O'Prism, each holding a bumpe
L
eeltap! I neve
bumper, a bum
s freely, don't sh
heeltap! I neve
ilight! while Bacc
shrinking! all d
clay, since 'tis
shrinking! all d
D CH
scope, Mr Jenkison, Mr Gall, Mr Treacle, Mr Nightshade, Mr Ma
eeltap! I neve
bumper, a bum
s freely, don't sh
heeltap! I neve
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er they continued drinking the worse they should be. Mr Foster seconded the motion, declaring the transition from the bottle to female society to be an indisputable amelioration of the state of the sensitive man. Mr Jenkis