Not This Time, Scammer

en she saw me, the briefcase, and the

urprise," she said, her voi

ter. "I' m so sorry, but our cash-counting system just went

opping. "I' ll just have the telle

case on the counter in front of a young tell

deposit this, p

then at Ethan, who was standing by t

course,

of hundred-dollar bills. She pulled out the first

pulled out a third stack. The bills underneath th

n small letters along the side were the

money, with just a few real hundreds l

slammed her hand down on the sil

ng alarm started to blare

ed at me, his face a ma

ng with manufactured hysteria. "I gave her the real cas

ecret lover, rushed to his sid

saw him this morning! I' m a loan officer here! I personally handled his withdra

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