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fied that he is as gorgeous now as he w

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are cooked with garlic. I decided not to m

er menu while my date looks at his smil

menu-but unfortunately, there is no Arsenic pill that I can quietly swall

y here. They only make it for select c

shrooms. I tried to

you've had. Here, try it," h

ows me. I reluctantly open my mouth

knife again and then I spit the mushy pasta into

rity work. What are some of the programs you work with?

ople need to stop begging, go out and get a job al

e met you at the be

cket, so I had to make an appearance.

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our thing?" I

says with a

ogul. One that my sister said was my type. But the truth is she pr

let my sister, Mel, set me up. This is not only my fi

se. Robbie and you are over. Get out in

and I broke up, I happily gave my life o

house, I made my sister change my Netflix password and sw

alvaged. He's in the middle of sharing his latest venture-selli

xt weekend. Now, I can't promise you will be my plus one-I mean, I do have two oth

ly, someone

erson on a date. For one thing, I tend to live in m

know who's texting me. My sister has a superpower-she can always tell w

daydreaming and

. This date sucks.

e gone on at least a d

for you again. You will spend the rest of yo

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ce try,

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on my cell, key in my niece'

to give him my standard sorry-this-won't-wor

"soap opera smile." She blushes shyly, looks down at the floor

shoulder, and march towards the door. I'm about to exit when a couple enters

shit shit

the right outfit. These shoes don't send the right mes

re on a date-a horrible one, but Robbie doesn't need to know that. Just

t was once Jimmy's mild flirtation with the waitre

mn you

ng over. She's tall and has a long shiny "TV commercial" h

Bit

ave to get out of here. Too

quickly duck behind them. I look around

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d I run to the men's r

erio

any way. I just open the window and

ment, causing a painful and bloody gash. I howl in pain as I place my hand over my wound.I frantically se

wo dark figures are car

they will see me as I wave my hand and call out, "Hey! Ex

n just in time to see a large figure crash int

rhead, and the figure o

d to know which came first-the sound of

y hands as if that could somehow stop t

him off!" he orders in a deep commanding

eone replies fr

your problem, lady?"

Yorker would. I mean, yeah, he may have just saved m

rcing ocean blue eyes looking back at me. His rich dirty dark

ly yet agile body. There's a current of desire surging throughout my bod

the kind of hotness that mak

n. And yet, I hear a gasp es

kay , stay