My Boss baby's father

ou really going to be such a killjoy on my day?" Emily pou

Emily. God, why are y

ity. Since she pleaded to take me with her t

a sigh in

rs is basically trying to dare me to seduce an impossible man at the bar table right in front of us. Multiple women already tried to flirt with the dude but all of them ended up ge

urns crazy and we somehow end up in the police station. Yes, it's true. It has happened, not once, not twice! But plenty of times already that I'm not even scar

the guy facin

y to tell that he was going through something by

iend... is

ember you said that when we were in high school! We're already 26 years old Abby, might as we

re she g

face, his back is lite

exy back means handsome guy! I bet a hundred dollars that h

every guy you try

best friend turning into a 30-years-old virgin." She embraces me, playfully shaking my body while pleading. "Think ab

n't k

is the last time I

and in surrender to her persistence and stood hastily from our table. I wasn't going to win

he first place, Emily just knew how I wanted to be a single mother even before senior year. I v

unhealthy devotion. One way or another, it's always going to be more painful than it was ever so blissful. Thinking back,

blinded. That

In the end, seducing a guy isn't much of a big deal. After all, it's n

on. "But if he's not as hot a

Don't worry bitch, I've always been good at distinguishing handso

round the guy that it makes it hard for anyone to approach him after all the scenes he just made earlier. At that momen

ad to be careful. I slowly made my way to a nearby seat close to him, with a chair between us, I

life... how could I forge

nd sets me up with was that I suck at pretending to be nice! I was praying that he would not be my type and I coul

yes, a perfec

ontinued to drown himself in alcohol. I simply couldn't believe that my drunk best friend's prediction would come true. But...

s already blurting out some nonsens

ike you exist? God