My Gangster Boyfriend

“First and foremost, he's a man who avoids physical contact because he doesn't want to catch any germs or bacteria. He's also a man who doesn't know the words 'Please,' 'Sorry,' and Oh, I forgot, he doesn't know the word 'respect' either. He's sensitive. Sensitive to food, the smell of those around him, and even the color of your skin – he'll meddle with it. That's how sensitive he is. He doesn't want to associate with those who don't meet his sensitivity standards. He's high-maintenance. And yes, he's even more high-maintenance than I am. He always knows what he wants and how to get it. He's a cunning, tricky bad boy. He knows how to play, and he's a skilled player. What does he play? This fool plays with feelings. Oh, I forgot, he's a heartbreaker. He's not someone who goes around pleasing others and ensuring their happiness. I'm telling you; he doesn't care about anyone's feelings. Also, he doesn't want to be taken advantage of or pushed around. He doesn't want anyone overshadowing him or not recognizing him. He's an attention seeker! He lets people think what they want. He never worries about someone's approval and does what he thinks feels right. He's a damn selfish, one-of-a-kind man. He cares only about himself. He believes he's better than anyone else, and no one in the world is above him. Yeah, he's got an excessive amount of confidence in himself! He has standards on who he'll talk to. He doesn't like those with missing teeth, metal in their teeth, or bleeding lips. I mean, those wearing lipstick. He's not nice! Definitely not. He's a cold person. He's a bad boy. He's mean and harsh. He's a cursing machine! He has a terrible temper and gets into a lot of fights! Oh, I forgot again – he's nothing but a gangster!”