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My Life as an Author

Chapter 10 FADS AND FANCIES.

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r two months of part-consumption thereof, reduced my native strength to such utter weakness as quite to endanger h

f only water, my nerve power was so exhausted (I was working hard at the time as editor of "The Anglo-Saxon," a long extinct magazine) that

ages. That one departure from sobriety happened thus. My uncle, Colonel Selwyn, just returned from his nine years' command at Graham's Town, South Africa, gave a grand dinner at the Opera Colonnade to his friends and relatives, resolved (according to the fashion of the time) to fill them all to the full with generous Bacchus by obligatory toasts, he himself pretending to prefer his own bottle of brown sherry,-in fact, dishonest toast and water; but that sort of practical joke was also a fashion of the day. The result, of course, was what he desired; everybody but himself had too much, whilst his mean sobriety, cruel uncle! enjoyed the calm superiority of temperance over tipsiness. However, the lesson to me (though never intended as such) was most timely,-just as I was entering life to be forewarned by having

the States twenty-five years ago, few changes are more remarkable than that in the drinking habits of the people; formerly it was all for spirituous liquors, and now it is "Water, water everywhere, and every drop to drink!" The bars are well-nigh deserted, and the entrance-halls of most houses are ostentatiously furnished with plated beakers and goblets ensuring an icy welcome: in fact, not to be tedious, intemperance has changed f

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ate of a poor old friend of mine in past days who was fatally a victim to total abstinence. The story goes that a teetotal lecturer, in order to give his audience ocular proof of the poisonous character of alcohol, first magnifies the horrible denizens of stagnant water by his microscope, and then triumphantly kills them all by a drop or two of brandy! As if this did not prove the wholesomeness of eau de vie in such cases. If, for example, my poor friend above, the eminent Dr. Hodgkin of Bedford Square, had followed his companion's example, the still more eminent Moses Montefiore, by mixing water far too full of life with

ly true. I have often smiled at the pious fervour with which the heads of large families with small incomes have embraced teetotalism! I have long thought that the motto 'in vino veritas' contains in it far more of 'veritas' than is dreamt of in most people's philosophy, and that the age of rampant total abstinence is the age of special falseness. Of course, the evils of drunkenness can scarcely be exaggerated,-and yet they can be and are so when they are spoken of as

ement and example of His dear Son. But when we see the present tendency to anathematise open profligacy, and to ignore the hidden Pharisaism (

sorts of perils and trials that might be spoken of as an a

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1 Chapter 1 PRELIMINARY.2 Chapter 2 INFANCY AND SCHOOLDAYS.3 Chapter 3 YOUNG AUTHORSHIP IN VERSE AND PROSE.4 Chapter 4 COLLEGE DAYS.5 Chapter 5 ORDERS AND LINCOLN'S INN.6 Chapter 6 STAMMERING AND CHESS.7 Chapter 7 PRIZE POEMS, ETC.8 Chapter 8 SUNDRY PROVIDENCES.9 Chapter 9 YET MORE ESCAPES.10 Chapter 10 FADS AND FANCIES.11 Chapter 11 SACRA POESIS AND GERALDINE. 12 Chapter 12 PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY.13 Chapter 13 A MODERN PYRAMID.14 Chapter 14 AN AUTHOR'S MIND PROBABILITIES.15 Chapter 15 THE CROCK OF GOLD, ETC.16 Chapter 16 SOP SMITH.17 Chapter 17 STEPHAN LANGTON-ALFRED.18 Chapter 18 SHAKESPEARE COMMEMORATION.19 Chapter 19 TRANSLATIONS AND PAMPHLETS.20 Chapter 20 PATERFAMILIAS, GUERNSEY, MONA.21 Chapter 21 NEVER GIVE UP, AND SOME OTHER BALLADS.22 Chapter 22 PROTESTANT BALLADS.23 Chapter 23 PLAYS.24 Chapter 24 ANTIQUARIANA.25 Chapter 25 HONOURS-INVENTIONS.26 Chapter 26 COURTLY AND MUSICAL.27 Chapter 27 F.R.S.28 Chapter 28 PERSONATION.29 Chapter 29 HOSPITALITIES-FARNHAM, ETC.30 Chapter 30 SOCIAL AND RURAL.31 Chapter 31 AMERICAN BALLADS.32 Chapter 32 AMERICAN VISITS.33 Chapter 33 SECOND AMERICAN VISIT.34 Chapter 34 ENGLISH AND SCOTCH READINGS.35 Chapter 35 ELECTRICS.36 Chapter 36 THE RIFLE A PATRIOTIC PROPHECY.37 Chapter 37 AUTOGRAPHS AND ADVERTISEMENTS.38 Chapter 38 KINDNESS TO ANIMALS.39 Chapter 39 ORKNEY AND SHETLAND.40 Chapter 40 LITERARY FRIENDS.41 Chapter 41 A FEW OLDER FRIENDSHIPS.42 Chapter 42 POLITICAL.43 Chapter 43 A CURE FOR IRELAND.44 Chapter 44 SOME SPIRITUALISTIC REMINISCENCES.45 Chapter 45 FICKLE FORTUNE.46 Chapter 46 DE BEAUVOIR CHANCERY SUIT AND BELGRAVIA.47 Chapter 47 FLYING.48 Chapter 48 LUTHER.49 Chapter 49 FINAL.