Mr. Vain

wing a huge party. My buddy Justin is getting ordained, and I'm having a full bar. I have a raging

t actuall

ks like he's not feeling so well. May

oes my dad

growled at me just

e... fuck?"

ing bourbon for herself. Mom doesn't drink, and she said fuck, so that confirms I officially b

it. No one could ever love

. Not sure if that's

bass. Son, I think you broke you

r, and she waved him off

call your friend, Camron Hicks. Hav

m getting a little scared now... and what with this date th

me up. I can get

of her field. If she says you're not off your ever-loving rocker, we

I'm

e, but we love you. See the therapist and I

ney means I have to be normal. I hate normal. H

ll meet w

I'll se

*

on'

ly, it will all work out for the dumbass. Everything works out for him. No matter how st

to have a nervous breakdown. She knows all too well Zander will go through with ma

ey? Are you

s not thinking. He never thinks. He just does whatever stupid shit the pops in his he

utiful wife for the next week, or so. I'm going to put a hi

ably nuts, and they'd feel sorry for him. Or they would hire the moron. He is persuasiv

on. He's stupid,

like that? Who taught him that? I should wash out his dirty mouth with a bar of

fire. Zander better watch his step or crazy dragon lady will be on his ass. Truth be known, they're just alike

otest and she gave me her bra instead. She told me it was a free

. If I just move my hand on his wif

slick. Go sleep

city. I'm killing that br