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Prometheion: I'm Dating Hermes!

Prometheion: I'm Dating Hermes!

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Chapter 1 A Magical Grilled Cheese, Or How I Met Hermes - The God, Not the Brand!

Word Count: 947    |    Released on: 14/09/2021

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ng eerie about them. Nothing in the universe is so simple yet so, so appealing. In the Sand

ourage, I face

s daring me to question. From his anachronistic toga to his winged sandals, he was a blaring

ap. The stranger's grin

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heckered scarf

rme

bra

ough the air in a snazzy salute. "G'mo

ed, and I didn't hear any breaking glass." I looked him up and down.

hen ah'ed appreciatively. "By Jove's hairy derriere, what a drink. Wine pales in comparison. To the gods of

were?" I looked at his hands. They were tapered lik

tranger was, in fact, like taking the firs

the scarf," he sang, o

s edge, tipping the mug over the rail

his sacrifice of vessel and drink. A blessin

ed my cof

ds likely to smile upon you. Just don't pull a Tantalus, m'k

worth my

the back. "So, love, the reason I'm

he porch. The so-called He

d. I was twelve. I came home and found the house empty. Things were always hard for us, and my parents were alway

didn't want to. The man

im!" I stumbled back into the

of tea appear

sweetened with ambrosia

ever crap the lunatic had spiced it with tasted bitt

metal come to life. His proud face as I showed him my

g in the Catskills. I'd watched as he built a

mallows. His eyes, sometimes, grew strange to me.

ue. Toys painted just for me. The stories he'd spun, of

ps looked everywhere. No trace. They cycled me into a hellhole of

y. If there had been, your father would hav

cup. "Yeah. Right

company. I remember that night.

ike saucers. "Wha

died my sha

rally, into the cup. There'

my delu

es dances across it as he whispered in Greek

at me, his face contorted; his cry rang. I jolted: the cup clat

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rocks.

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face w

isn't real. Someone must've

d out at his conjuration. "That's not

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“He tipped his baseball cap. The stranger's grin revealed bits of crumbs. "And you are...?" I noticed the checkered scarf around his neck. "Hermes." "The brand?" "The man." He sent dancing fingers through the air in a snazzy salute. "G'morning, sweetheart. Loved the sandwich." "Apparently," I mumbled. "So, how did you get in? The doors are locked, and I didn't hear any breaking glass." I looked him up and down. "Get lost on the way to a toga party?" Maybe he was a crazy frat bro. "My life's a party - I bring it with me, or steal Dionysus' thunder." He sipped from a chipped coffee mug, then ah'ed appreciatively. "By Jove's hairy derriere, what a drink. Wine pales in comparison. To the gods of old, and young days long since gone." He wandered into my dining room. "We don't love them til they're gone." My eyes convulsed. "Sorry, but who did you say you were?" I looked at his hands. They were tapered like the fingers of an artist who smuggled on the side. His eyes bespoke whimsy. Looking at this stranger was, in fact, like taking the first, dangerous bite of a melty grilled cheese. "Hermes: the man, not the scarf," ___ My George Foreman grilled cheese was so unholily good, it summoned the Greek God Hermes! Now, I'm on an epic quest to save my father Prometheus from the clutches of Zeus, and restore Hestia's temple flame to Olympus with the fabled Prometheion flower my beloved father Prometheus spent his life hiding. But with the Titans plotting, Cronus rising, and Zeus as dastardly and cunning as ever, all enemies to Hermes and I, can the sexy Messenger God and I make it through, or will I become the ultimate Human Sacrifice?”
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