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no one else cares. You need to Understand that the attack is happening, Accept that is happening, and Refrain from the temptation to try to make it not be

irrel repellant (believe me I tried to buy some in numerous stores and you just can't buy it), don't try to convince e

reviously being attacked by squirrels and how little you did to support them, let alone take

rt they will take despite the squirrels saying hurtful things about you right in front of everybody. "Timothy, that is just non-verbal squ

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tenment misunderstandings of causality and in terms of the correct formulation by Saint Thomas Aquinas) the victim thinks the attack is taking place due to whatever it is that THEY did or ate or perhaps where they did a discrete poop that wasn't harming anybody. That is never EVER the case. The attack is taking place because of WHO YOU ARE and what you represent to the squirrels: you are an existential threat to the Squirrel Hegemonic Narrative (or SHN). In most cases, the squirrels attempt

ingful communication with squirrels or other similar tree creatures such as the North American O

ause they do not believe in OBJECTIVE truth. Truth to them is like a winter horde of nuts - they think it is where the