McEdifice Returns

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epic proportions! A gunfight of some significant magnitude! A veritable brouhaha of brutality and bruises. A Toccata and fug

ulch with a brazen swagger, knowing that his very ap

t my vengeance!"

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like faster than lightning, McEdifice whipped around lightning fast wit

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stood an old oak tree. On a branch sat a man in full dr

ander Clench, my old nemesis. I thought I told you nev

you and also I have an orbiting space-dreadnought directly above us that could wipe you off the face

at I was never going back

news for you. If you want those Treerat b

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miscreant, outlaw, ner-do-well, street punk and tax account into a desperate rag-tag yet elite army of the meanest, nastiest and most financially prudent scum-of-the-earth battalio

endless wars. No, not even the looming threat of my ultimate enemy – the insidious

y Chuck

for your lies

through the Intergalactic Space Army, killing brave soldiers intent on defending the ga

What is it that

ill have the right under the military code of settling debts of honour via the ancient tradition of a duel. Your course is simple: join the ar

If Major Commander McEdifice needs to take to the f

r rank was for the Space Navy Marines. You'll need to j

OOOOO!!

can't remember which

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