The Life, Death and Life of Amelia Hollow

r and a war with China. And there'd already been a gay president who went dressed as a unicorn

rdinates got all screwed up. With food and oxygen supplies running low, Sven was on the verge of death. His saviour was strange spaceship that picked him up making Sven the first human to h

, 450, 054 to 5, 450, 053 vote that Earth could join the USM (United Systems of Mel) as a second-class planet. Sven had gotten the final vote by sleeping with the equivalent of an alien Jessica Rabbit with flaming red hair and green skin.

humans as a 'second-class' species. This wracked my father to the core, but her species was first-class unlike humans so Sven had no say in the matter. She only let the pair talk via hol

tired when he was thirty-two. He let some Russian woman take ove

had a 'test tube' baby genetically engineered and I was 'born'. Having child

ex-drug addict cross-dresser. They didn't seem to have a lot to talk about, but they did enjoy each other's company. Sven recently celebrated his fift

es said they didn't exist and wrote them off as boys in costumes. There wasn't anything you could say to change their min

vatives... really bad. All sane people had just stopped voting so really the fate of America was in the hands of the crazies. There wasn't Republican and Democratic Party anymore. Th

men who had had abortions in the past years. The most horrible thing he did was buy thirteen Chinese slaves for himself which may have just helped spark the war be

He got an army together and stormed the White House. My dad was luckily of

a civil war in the heart of the States that killed a lot of Right Wingers before he sent the rest to live in Florida. No

ion against Clive and caused the second part of the civil war. You know what happened to Monta

... and she vanished. And so Clive's son took over. He's was little less crazy and that's why my father decided it was okay to continue raising me in the States. Clive's son Harry Darwin was young, but he was harmless. He was just

go further I must warn you this book will portray me to have a big ego,

His family had always been wealthy, but being the Earth's ambassador made

raised by, but surprisingly I have a very American drawl. The only time I

SA. Some would say I was cheating seeing as I had been bioengineered to be better, but they were just jealous. That's why I couldn't be on the women's basketball team. The coac

series, Star Wars, Crysis, Hidden Target and the Intelligence Factory... If you haven't heard of some of those then you are either stupid or they are after your tim

der and don't know what this book's about: this is basically the story of my life, death and life. Confused? Good. I'm