The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon

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sel; for the understanding of Man is the beginning of a good income,

slowly and through devious by-ways of flirtation and s

the start in the love chase, but u

he may get him; but when a man weddeth a woman, it is

hath met no man with whom she could endure to live; but, when a man remainet

e loneliness, and immediately thereafter j

igher nature", and spendeth all the rest of his days

ut a man never troubleth his soul, as to whether or not a woman

he considereth himself an "honorable man" that never cheateth at

tolleth all thy ways; but, when he beginneth to moralise an

valry's sake; but when he carryeth an umb

e key to his heart, for, peradventure, upo

derstand a man, since they

, my Daughter, and reading him backwa

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tinue to call ye "kitten" when they are s

or doth not a cat, and likewise a man, prize his dignity above all things else

oft places upon the face of the earth, and all the most comforta

a cat, wander abroad at night

ost comfortable and stroketh him the right way, but revile and despise

flingeth cold water upon his coat, and a man fr

e to escape when he is held tightly, yet

rfully from that which is flung at his head-

d likewise a man, land always upon his

n with thine endearments will they

them, will they not si

not as a tabby, but as a Faithfu

ccepting gladly a pat upon the head and a kind w

spinster console herself wi

only thing which can be

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ourteth a maiden

s of thy waistline is my delight; and what is that subtile sache

is heart

not to wear false ringlets, and the imported com

k her, and from the wearing of corsets shall I rescue h

eeketh to allure a m

always; for why shalt thou suffer for style's sake? Lo, thy beard and thy musta

her heart s

r inches; and the shaving of his face will require but two weeks! Yea, and that quaint top-p

he hour of their courtshi

ll become a teetotaler! Even while he passeth her the sweetmeat

do they exchange civilities,

after a pattern, and every man thinketh to

keth to trim the other down and t

it of their labors, wh

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instructions shall find a man e

key, and he shall repeat all his reperto

hteth his soul so much as to repent. For, then can he return u

band that hath but just received a

feeling like unto

d up with r

venture, he shall again have wobble

'm so-sorrys", and their "Never-agains"? For, verily, verily, every man believeth that a wom

romise may be glued together with kisses

stilleth his conscience. And his sins would lack muc

ot be patched up, once it hath been shattered; and a woman's heart is

obbeth "Harold

unto me with thy tale of woe. Lo, I am aweary of holding onto Heaven103 with o

tence pall upon a woman; and his kiss of r

be warmed-over, yet it is flat and

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eart of a man is like unto a Broadway car,

s a general practitioner. Yea, a woman loveth but one type-even

; and he that marryeth a pink and yellow doll shall acquire a sudden

an epicure in love, b

rse at a time; but a man relisheth them all ser

mixeth his libations, and wondereth sadly

on, had not more than enough wives. For ev

ays-and one

im-and one to

soul-and one to

a fortune-and one t

er side-and one f

one for inspiration, one for pas

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