terhouse. "This is getting fucking ridiculous. Shit, shit, motherfucking shit! How many guards does the local
e room, hand outstretch
and," he growls, b
n't underst
al out of it-I know firsthand that his offers to help usually end up causing more harm than good-so I just give him the SparkN
than it did in my head. I fe
uch a bad idea, then
ch. "But we do need some money, fast.
at, pett
't believe it'
us going for wha
spends all our mone
now!" he yells. "Can't make a fucking three-poi
on at him, though it misses by a
elevision. One of them has a mascot of a giant dollar bill dancing across the screen and diving into a pool
sty glare, but he ignores me. It's long past
ended up in juvie. If he didn't have a rap sheet the length of my forearm that reads like a buffet of petty crime: grand theft auto, burgl
while, sliding over to sit next to me on the couch l
s. "Rob, wh
that stubborn gleam in his eye. I know him well enough to
than the constant smell of pot or getting our mom's nur
e implication, or-most of all-the fact that
a v
admitting that to my
you think th
. "I know you. Do
ty of it all than at anything actually funny
t be our way out o
ng no sense,
know what I mean? They pay big for virgins, Camille, and all you have to do is open your legs. Anyway, it's
across the
rping of whatever late-night TV show is following the basketball game. Rob
mediately. What he said was fucked-up, sure, but
room. I'm immediately on my fee
e's on the floor, pantin
ry. "Call
g Mom everything will be okay as she stutters and dribbles and waves her hands i
of shitty hospital lobby coffee, Rob takes
's office addres
range it," he says. "Just th
ut 'otherwise,'" I interr
ll think
d, not giving
nning out
sitting in the law
ursing myself for not being able to dream
put-together receptionist knew the reason I am really here.
elf. Everything I do is for h
e you now," the rece
fident. The lawyer, Mr. Johnson, glances up at me through stylish hipster gla
coming," he s
had a choice, I almost
can continue." He slides a thick document across the
es, laughing cynically.
this be a real thing? Shouldn't someone be onto this by now? The cops, the president, Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator? I was always told that the adult
nt.' As far as I can tell, I'm basically supposed to stand on stage with a piece o
at they're actually bidding on: yours
'fitness' and my 'willingness to work hard' in
d languag
y legs for the type of man who
hard in th
lease my
indicates and slide the papers back over to him. I haven't really processed what I just did yet, but I'm also not sure that
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