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The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories

Chapter 8 A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION

Word Count: 846    |    Released on: 27/11/2017

I was writing a deep article on a sublime philosophical subject while such a conversation was going on in the room. I notice that one can always write best when somebody is talking

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The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories
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