BJ Bridget Jones's Diary

472.9 a.m. Ugh. Cannot face thought of go to work. Only thing which makes it tolerable is thought of seeing Daniel again, but even

omething fright?fully clever with the light.'I looked at her wistfully, her vast, bulbous bottom swathed in a tight red skirt with a bizarre three-quarter--length striped waistcoat strapped across it. What a blessing to be born with such Sloaney arrogance. Perpetua could be the size of a Renault Espace and not give it a thought. How many hours, months, years, have I spent worrying about weight while Perpetua has been happily looking for lamps with porcelain cats as bases around the Fulham Road? She is missing out on a source of happiness, anyway. It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth or power but the pursuit of attainable goals: and what is a diet if not that?On way home in end-of-Christmas denial I bought a packet of cut-price chocolate tree decorations and a ￡3.69 bottle of sparkling wine from Norway, Pakistan or similar. I guzzled them by the light of the Christmas