I Bet You Can t

Alex

Chance takes another drink of beer and then points his finger at me. “I bet you can’t.”

I don’t understand why they think it is such a big deal. I can go without sex if I want to. I just don’t want to. What is so wrong with that? They should be thankful. It keeps me entertained and relaxed.

I point my finger back at him. “I bet I can.”

Paul chuckles and chugs more beer. He turns towards me. “Are you drunk, Alex? I know for a fact that you can’t go without sex. It is like air to you. I don’t even want to know what you will be like if you don’t get it.”

Brandon nods his head. “I agree. I like Alex just the way he is.” He then turns towards Chance. “Why would you try to make a bet like that with him? What are you getting out of it?”

A smirk pops onto Chance’s face as he leans forward and puts his elbows on the table. “Do you know what we have to go through while the playboy is off having some fun?

Well, I’ll tell you. We have to put up with girls non-stop asking where he is and when will he be coming back. I’m tired of it and I want it to stop.”

I chuckle. “Well, if you ask me, you are just jealous that you aren’t getting any, but that is your choice, not mine. I have decided a long time ago that I enjoy sex and I’m really enjoying it.” I put some emphasis on the word enjoying. I want to rub it in his face that I get all that I want, while he is still a virgin and too delicate. I wish he would go and get himself a boyfriend. Yes, I said boyfriend. Chance doesn’t want us to know that he is gay, but Paul and I have already figured that one out. It is pretty easy when the feisty virgin doesn’t get aroused at any girl regardless of how beautiful they are or how much cleavage they are showing. I, on the other hand, get fully aroused and enjoy watching them. The best is when I get to taste them.

I think what really needs to happen is that Chance needs to get laid.

He chugs more beers and slams the can down on the table. He looks directly at me and growls, “Well, are you going to agree to the bet or not?”

Paul shakes his head. “I’m completely against this bet. I don’t see any problem with what is happening now. Plus, I get Brandon to stay with me all the time to help fend off any girl trying to get too friendly.”

The cute boy smiles and nods his head. “I like being the possessive boyfriend.” He turns and looks at the tall guy beside him. “It, kind of, turns me on.” He blushes slightly as he wiggles his eyebrows.

Oh, no. These two are like bunnies. Once they start, you can’t get them off of each other, and the others have to suffer by watching them. Ugh… This is one of the reasons that I go and find a girl to help ‘relax’ me.

I ignore the two bunnies, as Paul pulls Brandon towards him. I don’t feel like seeing a live make-out session right now.

I lean forward and put my elbows on the table. “So, Chancey, what are your requirements? I’m sure that you have some ground rules and I want to know what I get when I win this bet.”

As the feisty kitten goes to open his mouth, a beautiful girl puts her hand down. She leans forward and across the table in front of me. Seductively, she asks, “Alex, are you all alone tonight?”

I smirk and slowly scan her body. Nice. Really nice. Normally, this is why I come to the bar, but unfortunately, I want to prove a point tonight.

I shake my head. “Sorry. I already have plans for later.”

She slides a little closer to me and lightly puts her finger on my arm. Then as she begins to slide her fingers down from my shoulder to my elbow, she chimes, “Are you sure?”

Any other night, I would have taken her up on her offer. She is someone that I haven’t seen before and she is extremely pleasing to my eyes, but, tonight, I have to show Chance that I’m not all about ‘relaxing’ with a girl.

I flash her my brilliant smile. “Sorry, but maybe another time. I have plans tonight that I can’t break.”

She pouts and leans forward. However, her movement is stopped suddenly when the feisty kitten shouts, “He said that he is busy. Get the hint and leave! We have to get back to our discussion!”

Oh, Chance definitely needs to get laid. He is too tense and uptight. I wish he would let himself relax a bit and find himself a good boyfriend who can pop his cherry before it begins to rot.

I ignore my friend and look at the girl and smile. “I think it is best if you leave now.” I lightly push her hand away.

She glances at Chance and frowns before she slowly turns and walks away. She glances back a couple times, and I give her a small smile before she disappears into the crowd. Oh, that was a good opportunity wasted.

I turn my attention back to my fuming friend. “Okay, what are your terms?”