Fake but Passionate Love

It was a rather cold Sunday morning, making the guy named Ryan Pamungkas now lazy to get out of bed. With a narrow folding mattress measuring 90x200, he lay down using his black blanket. He slept so soundly that he didn't even hear the alarm and the incoming call from his girlfriend. 

"Tililit... tililit...!!" Ryan's cell phone rang and vibrated beside his bed. It was already 9 a.m. Ryan just realized that his girlfriend had called up to 10 times. At 07.00 5 times, at 08.00 4 times, and finally at 09.00, which made him wake up. When calling the 10th time, the phone did not pick up. Ryan rushed to call her back. 

"Hello, dear," said Ryan's girlfriend, named Lala.

"Ouch, honey, I'm sorry, I just woke up," said Ryan, who was still in his hoarse voice, because he had just woken up from sleep.

"Yes, it's okay, really. But you can take me to the mall today, right?"

"Yes, I can, baby."

"Yes, I'll wait for you at my boarding house at 10 o'clock!"

"Okay."

Ryan hurried to go to the bathroom. However, the bathroom was being filled by his flatmate, Aldo. 

Aldo and Ryan were college friends majoring in Civil Engineering. They lived on the same rent house since they knew each other in the first semester.

"Aldo, is it still long?" shouted Ryan as he banged on the bathroom door.

"I just got in, bro!" shouted Aldo from inside the bathroom. Ryan was forced to wait for Aldo, who was in the shower, in front of the TV room. 

He couldn't help but notice that it was already 09:30. He didn't realize he had been waiting for Aldo that long. Ryan immediately went to the bathroom and banged on the door again.

"Aldo, what are you doing? Playing with soap?" Ryan quipped.

Suddenly Aldo came out with a look of innocence. "Noisy!" he said.

"You're taking so long, Aldo!" grumbled Ryan. When Ryan entered, he suddenly saw a white liquid splattered on the bathroom floor. "Gosh, Aldo...Aldo...you're so single!" muttered Ryan, and stomped his foot in annoyance. Immediately, he poured water until it splashed cleanly into the drain. 

Aldo, his college friend, had indeed been single for a long time. He had never dated at all in his life. He was not too tall, his skin was tanned, and he was a little chubby. Actually, he had been harboring feelings for a long time with his junior sister, but she was in a different faculty and department from him. He did not dare to express it, because he knew himself.

Then, after Ryan cleaned him up, he immediately stripped off his shirt and pants and poured water all over Ryan's body to start the shower.