"Young man, I am Death. Thank you for giving me a pull when I crossed the street just now. Otherwise, I would have been killed in a car accident."
"What? Sir, are you...serious?"
"Look at my eyes. I can't be more serious."
"But you are clearly insulting my intelligence! Will Death also die? Death almost got hit by a car and died when he went through a red light?"
"I don't blame you for not reading enough. Of course, Death does die too, and if he does, the consequences will be terrible..."
"All right, all right, I believe you. Tell me, then, what will happen?"