In the urology emergency room, I awkwardly run into the abstinent "white moonlight" doctor who is my ex-boyfriend. I have a "current boyfriend," and he has a "fiancée." Later, I found out that we had actually missed each other for so long.
Amidst the regular meeting on Monday morning, my cousin Jack Rivers unexpectedly gave me a call, and he shrieked at the top of his lungs.
"Ivy, help! It's an emergency! Things got way out of hand in dating, and now my penis is at risk!"
I drove him to the hospital at top speed.
"Are you a family member? Sign this now! We need to administer anesthesia for an emergency surgery!"
I looked up, and to my surprise, the doctor in the white coat was my ex-boyfriend from college, the one I broke up with after I cheated on him in college.
"Ivy Ahmed, what kind of wild game did you play?"