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I am the Main Character

I am the Main Character

5.0

Join Sachi on her self-aware romcom where she gets revenge on the author who made her a side character! The Side Room. The place where I was born, the place where I lived for the first few years of my life. I've been lied to this entire time. This was just a factory to pump out side characters, fit to be supports for the main character. Despite being their "greatest success", I'm likely also the single biggest failure to ever occur from the system. My only aspiration is to become the Main Character and I am willing to sacrifice everything, to accomplish my one and only goal.

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